(Stolen from here D=Me, S=Scout)

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
D: Kat Impala
S: Snoopy Ram

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
D: Peanut Butter Oatmeal Chocolate Chip
S: Cookie Dough Molasses

3. YOUR ?¢‚Ǩ?ìFLY Guy/Girl?¢‚Ǩ¬ù NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
D: Dsch (Okay, that totally reads like “douche”. Unfunny. Wait, why am I snickering?)
S: Ssch

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
D: Green Cat
S: Blue Dog

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
D: Michelle Kansas City
S: James Moorhead (shouldn’t that be the porn star name?)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
D: SchDa
S: SchSc

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (?¢‚Ǩ¬ùThe?¢‚Ǩ¬ù + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
D: The Black Bloody Mary
S: The Purple Guinness

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
D: Merle Charles
S: Conrad Reinhold

(At this point, Scout elected to go to sleep, so I will supply all his answers as I see fit. If he doesn’t like it… there’s always the comment section for him to correct me..)

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
D: Lilac Dark Chocolate
S: Holy-crap-my-house-is-clean Ice-cream-off-my-wife’s-toned-ass

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s & father?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s middle names )
D: Lindsay Dean
S: Donald Marie

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
D: Highlander Hannover
S: Catholic-school-sucked-major-ass Chicago

12. SPY NAME/BOND GIRL: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
D: Spring Lilac
S: My-wife’s-birthday Whatever-flower-makes-her-want-to-have-sex-with-me

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re wearing right now + ?¢‚Ǩ?ìie?¢‚Ǩ¬ù or ?¢‚Ǩ?ìy?¢‚Ǩ¬ù)
D: Strawberry Birthday Suity
S: Prune 14-sweatshirts-because-my-wife-keeps-the-house-too-cold-and-my circulation-sucks

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
D: Scone Evergreen
S: Krispy Kreme Who-gives-a-rats-ass-where’s-my-beer

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (?¢‚Ǩ¬ùThe?¢‚Ǩ¬ù + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + ?¢‚Ǩ?ìTour?¢‚Ǩ¬ù)
D: The Knitter Football Weather Tour
S: The OMG-let-me-play-Evercrack-in-Peace Freeze-your-nipples-off-cold Tour

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