Jan 18

High-ku Friday

Haiku Friday

 

scale says one four two

I would celebrate except

it needs batteries

33
comments

33 comments!!!

  1. Veronica says:

    How about we celebrate anyway?

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  2. Victoria says:

    Hello?? Celebrate. I won’t tell.

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  3. No one needs to know it needs batteries.

    Rose Daughter’s last blog post..When it Rains….

  4. melissa says:

    what’s in a number, anyway!!!??? it’s all about how you look and feel!

  5. Jenni says:

    Celebrate first, then change the batteries.

  6. susiej says:

    Who’s counting anyway?

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  7. MP says:

    LOL…that is great!!

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  8. Down with the scales
    They only cause confusion
    And much discontent

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  9. storyteller says:

    I avoid scales except at WW meetings … works best for me.
    Hugs and blessings,

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  10. Kathryn says:

    I hate my electric scale. It says something different with each different spot I set it on the floor. I just use the old fashioned one now.

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  11. Dude… I’m so taking the batteries out of mine. :)

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  12. cate says:

    ha! thanks for giving me my first big laugh of the day! cute!

    i say celebrate anyway…maybe it will read the same with new batteriest…who’s to know? ;-)

    great haiku! happy Friday!

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  13. janet says:

    is that the answer? batteries? *running to take the batteries out*

    wow! now i can love my scale too!

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  14. julie says:

    I have batteries
    and a scale with none and yet
    I like it that way

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  15. Mrs. Flinger says:

    Dawn!! Awesome!! WOOOOT. You crack me up. Muwha.

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  16. Jennifer says:

    Surely it’s true!

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  17. Mary Alice says:

    Celebration! Batteries? Who needs em? So want a pick me up? Go look at this….EVERYONE can use a little lipstick.

    http://tuvida.aol.com/moda-y-belleza/fotos/stars-without-make-up

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  18. HAHAH. I wish my scale would stop staring me in the eye. Hub says I got sick this week to avoid the gym I just joined.

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  19. Kara says:

    ha! batteries, who needs em?

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  20. flutter says:

    how about you just send that pesky scale over to my house….

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  21. Ooooh! I love that….can I borrow your scale please?

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  22. Ree says:

    Batteries? What batteries? Wine!

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  23. BeeRepartee says:

    Mine says “one at a time please”. This cannot be good.

    But you are a hawtie, so what does the scale know, even with batteries! :)

  24. witchypoo says:

    Celibate? Is that what the batteries are for?

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  25. Arkie Mama says:

    Hilarious!

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  26. lol Nice!!! All scales should be without functioning batteries!!!

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  27. ROFL! That is too clever :) Celebrate anyway…have a great weekend!

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  28. Dude! You found me! Woo hoo!

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  29. Batteries?! Hell no. Bend over and give that thing a kiss! ;)

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  30. Cinn says:

    lmao. you are too funny for words.

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  31. I am jealous! I got 25lbs. on you. ;-)

    Tha’s cool, though. I can still threaten to sit on you to get my way.

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  32. Hysterical!

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  33. Best haiku yet!

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