Comments on: A word from Alex … http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/ Seeking witty tagline that tells you I'm kicking my ass in gear and to please come watch. Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:51:15 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: VDog http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2867 VDog Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:12:05 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2867 Just show Alex the vlogs over and over again. Heh. Get well soon! MUAH! <em>VDog's last blog post..<a href='http://vdogandlittleman.blogspot.com/2008/01/multitasking.html' rel="nofollow">Multitasking</a></em> Just show Alex the vlogs over and over again. Heh.

Get well soon! MUAH!

VDog’s last blog post..Multitasking

]]> By: the fruitfemme http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2843 the fruitfemme Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:24:22 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2843 Oh friend. . . I am sorry, sorry sorry. . . Feel better soon. Here's the joke (with apologies in advance): A cell phone walks into a bar and the bartender says "we don't serve cell phones in here" and the cell phone says "come on, I've already been to three bars...no, two bars...no wait, three...four...wait, one bar..." Oh friend. . . I am sorry, sorry sorry. . .
Feel better soon.

Here’s the joke (with apologies in advance):

A cell phone walks into a bar and the bartender says “we don’t serve cell phones in here” and the cell phone says “come on, I’ve already been to three bars…no, two bars…no wait, three…four…wait, one bar…”

]]> By: janet http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2786 janet Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:10:08 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2786 i'm all out of funny today. hope you guys feel better soon. <em>janet's last blog post..<a href='http://fromtheplanetofjanet.blogspot.com/2008/01/morning-carpool-talk-now-with-bonus.html' rel="nofollow">Morning carpool talk -- now with bonus material!!</a></em> i’m all out of funny today.

hope you guys feel better soon.

janet’s last blog post..Morning carpool talk — now with bonus material!!

]]> By: Sarcastic Mom http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2785 Sarcastic Mom Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:00:04 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2785 Also this. Read all of it.

Cannot Find The Damn Server

Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..I ordered my Life Alert Button today?¢‚Ǩ¬¶

]]> By: Sarcastic Mom http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2784 Sarcastic Mom Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:58:51 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2784 Aight. I have some gems ferreted away. I dig this out for you, because I love you so very much, Dawn.

Asspennies

Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..I ordered my Life Alert Button today?¢‚Ǩ¬¶

]]> By: zoe http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2771 zoe Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:57:10 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2771 ohhh. the evil rsv. ava ended up in the hospital with it last year for 5 days. i feel for all of ya! <em>zoe's last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IveComeUndone/~3/226137304/chicken-or-tuna.html' rel="nofollow">Chicken or Tuna?</a></em> ohhh. the evil rsv. ava ended up in the hospital with it last year for 5 days. i feel for all of ya!

zoe’s last blog post..Chicken or Tuna?

]]> By: susiej http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2770 susiej Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:45:07 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2770 I remember once, holding my baby with RSV. He pooped, it ran all the way out of his diaper, through his onesie, out onto my jeans and somehow managed to get all the way through to my underwear. Is that dirty enough? <em>susiej's last blog post..<a href='http://www.susiej.com/index.php/no-power/' rel="nofollow">No Power</a></em> I remember once, holding my baby with RSV. He pooped, it ran all the way out of his diaper, through his onesie, out onto my jeans and somehow managed to get all the way through to my underwear. Is that dirty enough?

susiej’s last blog post..No Power

]]> By: ~Sheryl http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2769 ~Sheryl Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:33:33 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2769 There was a man and woman who were married for 20 years. Everynight they would have sex with the lights off. Even on the honeymoon the lights were off. Ater 20 years, the wife finally decided to turn on the light. She discovered that her husband has been using a dildo on her for the whole time. She said to him, "Explain the dildo Asshole!!" He said, " Explain the kids Bitch!!" :) Hope you feel better soon. <em>~Sheryl's last blog post..<a href='http://sherylhs.wordpress.com/2008/01/30/wtf-wednesday/' rel="nofollow">WTF Wednesday</a></em> There was a man and woman who were married for 20 years. Everynight they would have sex with the lights off. Even on the honeymoon the lights were off.

Ater 20 years, the wife finally decided to turn on the light. She discovered that her husband has been using a dildo on her for the whole time.

She said to him, “Explain the dildo Asshole!!”
He said, ” Explain the kids Bitch!!”
:)
Hope you feel better soon.

~Sheryl’s last blog post..WTF Wednesday

]]> By: Memarie Lane http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2762 Memarie Lane Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:47:59 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2762 2 sperm are swimming around:

sperm 1 asks sperm 2 “how long until we find the egg?”

sperm 2 says “it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s gonna be a long time, we just now passed the esophagus.”

Marie’s last blog post..My Journey to Hell and Back, or: How to Potty Train a Stubborn Child

]]> By: Audubon Ron http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2758 Audubon Ron Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:23:48 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2758 Woman finds a bottle in the cellar. She pulls the cork and out pops a genie. Genie: You have three wishes. Your wish is my command. However, what ever you wish for, I will also give to your husband seven fold. Woman: Make me the most beautiful woman in the world. Genie: Fine but you do realize your husband will be seven times more handsome than you. Woman: Yeah, okay. Woman: Wish number two. Make me the richest woman in the world. Genie: Very well and now your husband is seven times richer than you. Woman: Third wish, you ready? Genie: Yep. Woman: Give me a mild heart attack. <em>Audubon Ron's last blog post..<a href='http://ducksmahal.blogspot.com/2008/01/how-we-met.html' rel="nofollow">How We Met</a></em> Woman finds a bottle in the cellar. She pulls the cork and out pops a genie.

Genie: You have three wishes. Your wish is my command. However, what ever you wish for, I will also give to your husband seven fold.

Woman: Make me the most beautiful woman in the world.

Genie: Fine but you do realize your husband will be seven times more handsome than you.

Woman: Yeah, okay.

Woman: Wish number two. Make me the richest woman in the world.

Genie: Very well and now your husband is seven times richer than you.

Woman: Third wish, you ready?

Genie: Yep.

Woman: Give me a mild heart attack.

Audubon Ron’s last blog post..How We Met

]]> By: zdoodlebub http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2757 zdoodlebub Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:20:25 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2757 What do you call a mushroom with a twelve-inch penis? A fungi (fun guy) to be with. It's better when you tell it - not so funny when you have to spell it out. Feel betterF! <em>zdoodlebub's last blog post..<a href='http://zdoodlebub.blogspot.com/2007/12/dont-let-door-hit-you-where-good-lord.html' rel="nofollow">Don't Let the Door Hit You Where the Good Lord Split You</a></em> What do you call a mushroom with a twelve-inch penis?

A fungi (fun guy) to be with.

It’s better when you tell it – not so funny when you have to spell it out.

Feel betterF!

zdoodlebub’s last blog post..Don’t Let the Door Hit You Where the Good Lord Split You

]]> By: Kara http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2755 Kara Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:40:44 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2755 http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x148/bedlamaak/JOKES/?action=view&current=ba94.jpg Get well soon! <em>Kara's last blog post..<a href='http://graceunderautism.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/trading-one-obsession-for-another/' rel="nofollow">Trading one obsession for another.</a></em> http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x148/bedlamaak/JOKES/?action=view&current=ba94.jpg

Get well soon!

Kara’s last blog post..Trading one obsession for another.

]]> By: flutter http://kaisermommy.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/comment-page-1/#comment-2753 flutter Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:24:14 +0000 http://kaiseralex.com/2008/01/30/a-word-from-alex/#comment-2753 rsv sucks the a-s-s. <em>flutter's last blog post..<a href='http://byflutter.com/?p=450' rel="nofollow">Reasons to eat before racquetball</a></em> rsv sucks the a-s-s.

flutter’s last blog post..Reasons to eat before racquetball

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