reasons 546 through infinity why the Mirena IUC is a good idea.
546. You have intestinal issues before you go to sleep that will. not. ahem. resolve.
547. You wake in the morning after 764 baby wake ups.
548. Baby is soaking wet so you take him out of diaper to air dry to prevent diaper rash.
549. Your intestinal issues vow to resolve AT!THIS!EXACT!MOMENT!
550. Baby crawls to you. You [...]
