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		<title>By: Sarcastic Mom</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4140</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastic Mom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 02:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SMPL!

&lt;em&gt;Sarcastic Mom&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/sarcasticmomdotcom/~3/255911956/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Freak-Me-Out-Elmo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SMPL!</p>
<p><em>Sarcastic Mom&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/sarcasticmomdotcom/~3/255911956/' rel="nofollow">Freak-Me-Out-Elmo</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: amanda</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4138</link>
		<dc:creator>amanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sean boasts about having introduced the girls to religion, so perfectly can they both declare, &quot;Gee-zuss Cryyy-st!&quot;

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sean boasts about having introduced the girls to religion, so perfectly can they both declare, &#8220;Gee-zuss Cryyy-st!&#8221;</p>
<p><em>amanda&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://lifewithbriar.blogspot.com/2008/03/cabin-fever.html' rel="nofollow">Cabin Fever</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Kelley</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4103</link>
		<dc:creator>Kelley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Boo didn&#039;t speak for a long time.  When he did it was just reciting the alphabet.  Till one day when MPS was giving me a hug, Boo came over and pushed him out of the way and said &#039;Don&#039;t touch Mummy&#039; and then he said that ALL. THE. TIME.  Freaking out people in the supermarket.

&lt;em&gt;Kelley&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MagnetoBoldToo/~3/254208899/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I am channelling the devil.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Boo didn&#8217;t speak for a long time.  When he did it was just reciting the alphabet.  Till one day when MPS was giving me a hug, Boo came over and pushed him out of the way and said &#8216;Don&#8217;t touch Mummy&#8217; and then he said that ALL. THE. TIME.  Freaking out people in the supermarket.</p>
<p><em>Kelley&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MagnetoBoldToo/~3/254208899/' rel="nofollow">I am channelling the devil.</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: janet</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4102</link>
		<dc:creator>janet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>aw, my kids were so boring. altho i have a clear picture of my oldest at 9 months, rolling around in one of those exersaucers that you&#039;re not supposed to put kids in, saying in his high-pitched little voice: &quot;hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi.&quot;

ad nauseum.

&lt;em&gt;janet&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://fromtheplanetofjanet.blogspot.com/2008/03/haiku-friday-rant-and-rave-edition.html&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Haiku Friday: the rant and rave edition&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>aw, my kids were so boring. altho i have a clear picture of my oldest at 9 months, rolling around in one of those exersaucers that you&#8217;re not supposed to put kids in, saying in his high-pitched little voice: &#8220;hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi.&#8221;</p>
<p>ad nauseum.</p>
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		<title>By: Sandy (Momisodes)</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4101</link>
		<dc:creator>Sandy (Momisodes)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL at Sunuvabitch :)  Oh yea, being in the car..my daughter&#039;s first words while in an automobile, &quot;Jeesez.... Move!&quot;   Yup, always the copy cat at the most inopportune times.

&lt;em&gt;Sandy (Momisodes)&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Momisodes/~3/255000147/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;13 Signs of Parenting Gone Wrong&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL at Sunuvabitch <img src='http://kaisermommy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   Oh yea, being in the car..my daughter&#8217;s first words while in an automobile, &#8220;Jeesez&#8230;. Move!&#8221;   Yup, always the copy cat at the most inopportune times.</p>
<p><em>Sandy (Momisodes)&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Momisodes/~3/255000147/' rel="nofollow">13 Signs of Parenting Gone Wrong</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Angela</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4100</link>
		<dc:creator>Angela</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>After being cut off in traffic one morning, I pulled into daycare and escorted Nina to her classroom. As we entered the building, a woman accidentally stepped in front of her, and Nina&#039;s response was to yell, &quot;HEY LADY! WHAT THE HELL?????&quot; Yeah. That&#039;s what I did when I got cut off in traffic. Proudest moment of my life.

&lt;em&gt;Angela&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://realitytesting.wordpress.com/2008/03/20/career-changes-making-a-move-to-honor-your-unique-potential/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Career Changes: Slow, Deliberate Movement&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After being cut off in traffic one morning, I pulled into daycare and escorted Nina to her classroom. As we entered the building, a woman accidentally stepped in front of her, and Nina&#8217;s response was to yell, &#8220;HEY LADY! WHAT THE HELL?????&#8221; Yeah. That&#8217;s what I did when I got cut off in traffic. Proudest moment of my life.</p>
<p><em>Angela&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://realitytesting.wordpress.com/2008/03/20/career-changes-making-a-move-to-honor-your-unique-potential/' rel="nofollow">Career Changes: Slow, Deliberate Movement</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Crunchy Domestic Goddess</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4099</link>
		<dc:creator>Crunchy Domestic Goddess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL just you wait. hee, hee. :)

&lt;em&gt;Crunchy Domestic Goddess&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CrunchyDomesticGoddess/~3/255094306/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Dyeing Easter eggs naturally&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL just you wait. hee, hee. <img src='http://kaisermommy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><em>Crunchy Domestic Goddess&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/CrunchyDomesticGoddess/~3/255094306/' rel="nofollow">Dyeing Easter eggs naturally</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: zoe</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4093</link>
		<dc:creator>zoe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ohhhh.  careful.  my brothers first sentence was : mother fucking cock sucking son of a bitch.  nice huh???

&lt;em&gt;zoe&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IveComeUndone/~3/253182783/pass-guiness.html&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Pass the Guiness!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ohhhh.  careful.  my brothers first sentence was : mother fucking cock sucking son of a bitch.  nice huh???</p>
<p><em>zoe&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IveComeUndone/~3/253182783/pass-guiness.html' rel="nofollow">Pass the Guiness!!</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: liv</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4092</link>
		<dc:creator>liv</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>let&#039;s just say that i once got the reply from the backseat, &quot;mama, what&#039;s a duck!?&quot;  

no, dear. that was not what mummy said.  but thankfully you did not reproduce it sugar lamb.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>let&#8217;s just say that i once got the reply from the backseat, &#8220;mama, what&#8217;s a duck!?&#8221;  </p>
<p>no, dear. that was not what mummy said.  but thankfully you did not reproduce it sugar lamb.</p>
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		<title>By: Ewokmama</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4091</link>
		<dc:creator>Ewokmama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I swore Jack&#039;s first word would be a swear.  We got lucky - it was duck instead.

&lt;em&gt;Ewokmama&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://ewokmama.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/next-time-around/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Next Time Around&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I swore Jack&#8217;s first word would be a swear.  We got lucky &#8211; it was duck instead.</p>
<p><em>Ewokmama&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://ewokmama.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/next-time-around/' rel="nofollow">Next Time Around</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: nanci</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4090</link>
		<dc:creator>nanci</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks to my wonderful, loving, charming &amp; caring Grandmother, my first phrase was, &quot;Gramma&#039;s Lil Shit&quot;

&lt;em&gt;nanci&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://nancisfoibles.blogspot.com/2008/03/pictures-educational-experience.html&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Pictures, an educational experience&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to my wonderful, loving, charming &amp; caring Grandmother, my first phrase was, &#8220;Gramma&#8217;s Lil Shit&#8221;</p>
<p><em>nanci&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://nancisfoibles.blogspot.com/2008/03/pictures-educational-experience.html' rel="nofollow">Pictures, an educational experience</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: VE</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4089</link>
		<dc:creator>VE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Considering today&#039;s world...he might text message it first...

&lt;em&gt;VE&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://vehow.blogspot.com/2008/03/fun-with-paintings.html&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Fun with Paintings&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Considering today&#8217;s world&#8230;he might text message it first&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: sarah</title>
		<link>http://kaisermommy.com/2008/03/20/first-words/comment-page-1/#comment-4088</link>
		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Being the fourth of four, no one has a clue what my first words were. :-(  Does remind me of a story of a friend whose first-born was in front of her  (my friend&#039;s) conservative MIL saying &quot;holy shit, holy shit.......&quot; ah, from the mouths of babes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being the fourth of four, no one has a clue what my first words were. <img src='http://kaisermommy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' />   Does remind me of a story of a friend whose first-born was in front of her  (my friend&#8217;s) conservative MIL saying &#8220;holy shit, holy shit&#8230;&#8230;.&#8221; ah, from the mouths of babes.</p>
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