Originally posted May 20, 2007
Well I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll tell you?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú
C R A B A S S
oh yes. loud and proud baby crabass.
Today we took a bath to cure the crab ass. Scout had left the room b/c he had just sat in the poopy diaper and was cleaning up.
Alex was splashing and having fun with me in the tub. He started to get fussy and a little cold so picked him up to hold against me (remember I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m in the tub with him). And he took a loose ole baby dump right in my snatch.
Again, this is why I have to go all in with this boy, so things like poop in my box is just a charming anectdote.
(Ed: I’m pretty sure Justin Timberlake won’t do an SNL sketch about this.)
I’m not sure what crabass is, never heard of it before, but I’m also pretty sure I never had poop in the box either. Are these new?
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Too funny.
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Good grief! Well, if it had to happen, at least you were in the tub! One can’t script moments like those.
Thanks again, Dawn, for stopping by last evening, and for your comment at Rees place. Genius, naw, observant, kinda…
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Do I know what crabass is? It doesn’t sound good.
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hahahahahahahah!
(sorry for laughing. not really.)
The time Braden somehow managed to poop UP my sleeve has NOTHING on this story.
Wow.
Oh mah gawd.
Awww, the joys of motherhood
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oh.
my.
i have no idea what to say about this. my poop stories are looooong gone. wish i could have been blogging then so i could remember.
or not. sometimes selective memory is a good thing.
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Wow, that is quite the story! Sorry about the poo in your snatch.. Good news is you are in the tub to rinse it off.
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Seriously – is this what I have to look forward to?
Because in all the baby books I have read, that so wasn’t listed.
What else? Please share…
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uh, yuck! kids are so gross, especially the teensy ones.
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good luck
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good luck