Kaiser Mommy

For the record – I’m not getting any dollars to post this – I *am* pimping out my friend Angie and her store because Scout and I did all the shopping for all 8 kids we needed to buy for in about 20 minutes and we got to do it sitting on our asses. Step 1. Go to Good for the Kids Step 2. Make a wishlist of everything that.. Read More

I have lots to say, but 2 days later I’m still processing. So I’ll focus on my picks. Rules – winner predicted by state with more electoral votes. Tiebreaker – blue beats red. Of course. (winner bold ital) Denver v. Cleveland NO v ATL TN v Chicago JAX v DET Baltimore v HOU SEA v Miami GB v MN (cuz I like MN better, or at least Scout does) Buffalo.. Read More

Because it’s 52 minutes till kickoff I’m gonna take the LAZY way out. I pick all the home teams to win. Easy. (Oh tie breaker is 10 – like I’m gonna be in contention to win. Smirk.)

Okay, so using an actual football based pick formula last week was a mega FAIL! This week is a rock paper scissors type pick formula – and here are the rules. Human mascots beat Animal mascots Animal mascots beat Fish and Winged mascots Fish and Winged mascots beat Human mascots Tiebreaker goes to the scarier mascot. Picks in bold ital. San Diego Chargers @ Buffalo Bills (Electrocution beats …. what’s.. Read More

Well, I don’t have the heart to post football picks yet and I’m waiting for MobWars over at FaceCrack to give me back enough energy that I can pull off some more jobs, so I figured, what the hell? How about a blog post? Especially since I’m going to BlissDom08 this weekend – which is all about, ya know, blogging. Here I go. My stream of consciousness thoughts about the.. Read More

at least I tied for last with Amy this week. We’ll commiserate this weekend instead of flying on a plane with her, perhaps I’ll chase her down on the highway on our way there 🙂

I’ve used my FF stats to pick two weeks, I used the alphabet to pick last week. This week I’m picking by winning records. You know, using actual football to predict. Huh. Winners boldital Baltimore v Indy Miami v Houston Chicago v Atlanta Detroit v Minnesota Oakland v Nawlins Cinci v Jets Carolina v Tampa STL v Washington Jax v Denver Dallas v AZ Philly v SF Green Bay v.. Read More

I was going to finally post all the politics that have been in my brain, but instead, I’m posting football picks. I’m a maverick that way. The last two weeks I’ve used actual football stuff to make my picks and I’ve come in at about 50%. So screw it. This week I’m going alphabetical. Winner in italics – in case you are too drunk to remember the alphabet … oh.. Read More

I luff Trent. And he’s playing again. For the Rams. His hometown team. Go Trent! Last week I based my picks on quarterback and had a pitiful outcome. This week I’ll base my picks on the big Defense and see if that helps any. (Losers are struck out) WEEK FOUR GAMES ATLANTA @ CAROLINA (wow! I bet I do great this week!) CLEVELAND @ CINCINNATI (nnnope) HOUSTON @ JACKSONVILLE (sweet!).. Read More

I’m out to kick the asses of others in the league using a variety of strategies. This week’s strategy is actually based on some actual football – I predict the winners using my yahoo fantasy football predictions of highest scoring quarterbacks this week. (Winners bold and italic) ARIZONA @ WASHINGTON (Whee! I got one right!) CAROLINA @ MINNESOTA (Nope) HOUSTON @ TENNESSEE (Nope) MIAMI @ NEW ENGLAND (wtf? Nope) OAKLAND.. Read More

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