“You’re here?”

“You’re here!”

“I wondered if you’d be here today.”

“What are you doing here?”

“WHEN are you due?”

All comments heard all freaking day from anyone who I remotely regularly talk to at work.

Along with the follow up question:

“Do you think you’ll go early?” (because clearly I’m fucking omnipotent and have compwete and tow-tal contwol over dis pwegnancy)

Advice from Heidi at work (unfortunately she gave me this advice after it was too late – but I SOOO wish I could have done this):

Tell everyone your due date is a week later than it actually is. By the time people start making all these comments to you, you will actually be past your due date, it cuts down on well meaning, but still annoying questions.