Well I’ll tell you–

C R A B A S S

oh yes. loud and proud baby crabass.

Today we took a bath to cure the crab ass. Scout had left the room b/c he had just sat in the poopy diaper and was cleaning up.

Alex was splashing and having fun with me in the tub. He started to get fussy and a little cold so picked him up to hold against me (remember I’m in the tub with him). And he took a loose ole baby dump right in my snatch.

Again, this is why I have to go all in with this boy, so things like poop in my box is just a charming anectdote.