We went to eat the other night – we’ll call the place Bob’s.
Hostess (as she’s walking us to our table): Have you ever eaten at Bob’s before?
Me: no
Hostess: So is this your first time?
I paused for a moment, hoping she would realize what she’d said. I mean, we all say stupid things.
She didn’t get it.
Gotta love the service at ‘Bobs’.
She really didn’t get it though? Poor girl. I wonder where they recruited her from?
Mmm, dinner and a chuckle, lucky you.
;P
Last time I saw my mama, we went to dinner at um 2 am, and of course, everything was funny. But she ordered a cheeseburger, to which the waitress replied “you want cheese on that?”
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