Oct 15

Blog Action Day

I’ve had that little bit of swag over in the sidebar for a month or so now, I found it over at Doodaddy and thought this would be a nice change from my normal rant about boobs and lack of sleep.

Blog Action Day this year is focusing on the environment, and unless you are totally a no impact person, living under a rock, without access to any kind of media, you have run across something that mentions psst… the environment… perhaps we need to change our ways just a smidge.

It’s overwhelming, all the things we could think about. I decided that I can’t focus on it all. So my focus in my house, for the next year is to go back to the original “reuse, reduce, recycle” mantra. And it’s for a very worthy cause.

Top Ten Ways Reducing Trash Will Get Me More Sex

10. Less fast food = less trash = weight loss = sex

9. Less Starbucks = less trash = more money for lingerie (that I’ll look good in b/c of #10.) = sex

8. Less time shopping for things we don’t really need = less trash = more free time = sex

7. Cloth diapers = no rotting disposables sitting around the house = nice smelling house = makes candles work better for setting mood = sex

6. Fresh fruit = no trash = more energy = sex

5. Less trash = more freedom for Kaiser to play in the other room = sex

4. Less trash to landfills = less landfills = more outdoors = more places to have sex

3. Less packaged food = less trash = better health = longer life = more time for… sex

2. Less trash in car = clean car = less time spent cleaning car = more time for sex

1. Less trash Scout has to take out = happy Scout = sex

(Ten Steps for Creating Breast Health)

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23 comments!!!

  1. MamaGeek says:

    Great list, and wow, you’ll be getting a lot!

  2. Mary Alice says:

    You are a genius!

  3. Flutter says:

    LOL I cannot WAIT to see the google searches you’ll get because of this one….

  4. Kelly O says:

    Man, I had trouble focusing, too. I like your post better than mine!

  5. Ewokmama says:

    Hmmm, maybe I should increase my consumption. ;)

  6. magpie says:

    Good lord. That is a different take on things.

  7. Linda says:

    Snort! That’s beautiful!

  8. Avery says:

    Finally! A reason to be environmentally friendly! Thank you. ;o)

    Happy Blog Action Day!

  9. OH MY GOSH. You are my kinda girl. LOVE IT.

    L

  10. MP says:

    OMG those are hyterical!

  11. Jen says:

    Dude, I like the way you think…

  12. Blogversary says:

    Great post and I enjoyed your birth story too.

  13. I think this is my favorite blog action day post…very creative :)

    Bradley
    The Egel Nest

  14. Veronica says:

    Love this post!

  15. BeeRepartee says:

    Dude I’m recycling twice a day now!

  16. I was going to write a comment… but I need to go talk to John about the environment.

  17. Audubon Ron says:

    Yes, more Magnum.

  18. Mom Chatter says:

    This is great! You’ve just given everyone out there a reason to REALLY care about the environment… you go girl! :)

  19. This is really funny! The best Blog Action Day post I have seen yet! Thanks for the laugh.

  20. Bahahahaha! Fabulous!

  21. SJSFalter says:

    Best environment post Ive read yet.

  22. LOL Those are GREAT! I love how you think!

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