omg…i just spit out my coffee…laughing so hard!! my 4 year old…he loves his penis…loves.his.penis! so much that, he never wears pants at home. he doesn’t need to! his hand is always cupping his package!! but, gotta tell you…my daughters loved their vaginas at that age, too!! so, i’m not sure which hand smelled worse, my daughters or my son!!!
hilarious haiku!
Oh. No. I can’t believe I just read that. I’m so glad I had a little girl who liked to wash her hands frequently. Don’t know that smell, don’t want to know that smell. Now I know why I’ve never been much of a hand-kisser. I prefer neck-kisses.
OMG but that was funny and so true!!!!!!! (Judith Shakespeare’s last blog post..The Stunts Contained in the Following Haiku Should Be Performed by Professionals Only. Please Do Not Try Them at Home.
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Veronica
The joys of boys? I kissed a hand that smelt like cat food today. Ick.
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jenni
OK, I almost just died on inhaled toast!
Hilarious.
Secret Agent Mama
Oh, God, I know that smell.. ick… LOL
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Kathryn
HAHA!!! Yep, that just about sums it up. Too funny!
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IntheFastLane
AH HA HA!!!! Those boys and their toys are inseparable.
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melissa
omg…i just spit out my coffee…laughing so hard!! my 4 year old…he loves his penis…loves.his.penis! so much that, he never wears pants at home. he doesn’t need to! his hand is always cupping his package!! but, gotta tell you…my daughters loved their vaginas at that age, too!! so, i’m not sure which hand smelled worse, my daughters or my son!!!
hilarious haiku!
Ree
I’m not sure the Japanese would approve of your haikus, but I certainly do.
snort.
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Random Ramblings
OMG I about died when I read this!!! LOL
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Natalie
Oh sheesh, Dawn! I so needed that laugh this morning.
Guess what? They only learn to love it more as they age. My four year old? ALL. THE. TIME. Hehehe.
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Anglophile Football Fanatic
That’s my kinda ku! Way to go D! And, having a boy, I totally get it!
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susiej
I totally get it too. So funny.
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witchypoo
It’s when the hand smells like penis and looks like booger that you may have a situation….
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Jen M
THIS should be on the wall of every mom’s kitchen. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jackie
Hahahhahaha!
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storyteller
Hmmm ?¢‚Ǩ¬¶ boys will be boys I suppose. LOL
Hugs and blessings,
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the dragonfly
Oh my…too too funny!!
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Huckdoll
Hahaha…you’re the baddest mommy haikuist.
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Huckdoll
Baddest, meaning the BEST of course 😉
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zoe
ewwww! that is so gross and so true.
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Flutter
OK I just laughed so hard I gagged….
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Jenty
LOL! That’s just classic!
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Kelli @ Gohn Crazy
*ROFL* Hilarious!!
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Kyla
Blech! And also, hahahaha!
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Sandy (Momisodes)
ROFL!!! I think I peed a little ….
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julie
So totally sideways to what I was expecting…Very very funny haiku today!
Please check out my post for today, I left you a little something! Thanks!
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Eve
Oh. No. I can’t believe I just read that. I’m so glad I had a little girl who liked to wash her hands frequently. Don’t know that smell, don’t want to know that smell. Now I know why I’ve never been much of a hand-kisser. I prefer neck-kisses.
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VDog
LOLZ. Luckily Little Man isn’t all that interested … yet. But I also don’t give him much access to it. (Bad mommy, right?)
My problem is that his fingers smell like ear wax. BLECH. And then he wants to put them in my mouth. Double blech.
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Sarcastic Mom
LMAO Love that!
Love that love that!
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janet
oh oh oh oh… it hurts from laughing ….
this is freakin’ brilliant. i totally love it.
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Arkie Mama
*snort*
omg, that was brilliant, just brillliant!
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SJSFalter
OMG, LOL and only a mommy wouldnt puke after realizing this. Oh the joys!
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Judith Shakespeare
See? I knew that waiting was a good idea!!!
OMG but that was funny and so true!!!!!!! (Judith Shakespeare’s last blog post..The Stunts Contained in the Following Haiku Should Be Performed by Professionals Only. Please Do Not Try Them at Home.
Toni
Haven’t had this experience with my son yet although I have with my 35 year old husband. Eeeekkk! Great ku!
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melissa
Wow…the google hits you’re gonna get from this one….
Great ku. 🙂
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Kelley
OMG woman. You now have the honour of being the first person to make me spurt coffee out my nose…..
I haven’t got to that stage yet. Yet.
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slouching mom
Oh my God! The FUNNY!