The scene: 6 friends who have knownveach other long enough that we remember when we were stretch mark free virgins. Plenty of alcoholic beverages to loosen the conversation.

“This is the best rimmer I’ve ever had.”

“Her feet turn in, how do you get to be Miss Missouri if your feet turn in?”

“The only reason he wants to be a priest is so people will invite him over for lunch after church.”

Misquoting the phrase “I’m so glam I sweat glitter.” What I said, “I’m so glad I sweat liquor.” Which really, is more appropriate.