The scene: 6 friends who have knownveach other long enough that we remember when we were stretch mark free virgins. Plenty of alcoholic beverages to loosen the conversation.
“This is the best rimmer I’ve ever had.”
“Her feet turn in, how do you get to be Miss Missouri if your feet turn in?”
“The only reason he wants to be a priest is so people will invite him over for lunch after church.”
Misquoting the phrase “I’m so glam I sweat glitter.” What I said, “I’m so glad I sweat liquor.” Which really, is more appropriate.
I have heard what people serve their clergymen when they come over to dinner and it totally makes me want to get a sex change and become a priest. But somehow I think that may be a little over the top.
Brilliant!
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Heh. Wait til your a grandama and your high school friends get together. It’s still stellar.
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Classic…and if it’s like my friends those converstaions all came one after another without a breath in between.
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Well how DO you become mis Missouri if your feet turn in?!
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priceless. and thank you for immortalizing it in cyberspace forever.
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I don’t know if I want to know the context of that first quote.
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Unlike RC, I NEED the context of the first quote.
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It’s amazing how adding some alcohol makes everything seem just a little shinier, smarter, and more fun…
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Sounds like exactly what you needed after this week. Good friends can make any day better.
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Ha! I love those quotes–I wanna sweat glitter too
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Good times. I need a night like that.
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I love spending time with my girls!
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Sounds familiar to me! I guess that’s why I like you.
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the priest one made me laugh out loud.
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I like the third quote about the priest…..That’s really true!!!!
Have a big smile here
Bing
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