Originally posted June 18, 2007
I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m so sick of typing one handed that all my compter correspondence is just going to hell.
I did want to post that I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ve developed my first non curse word that seems to fulfill my needs as a curse word that I can say in public.
I bring you :
Clustersmack.
Clearly public friendly replacement for ClusterFUCK. But the substitutions in Clustersmack seem to give my mouth enough things to do that I don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t acutely miss the F in the middle of the word.
usage:
Movers showing up to pack up my house that isn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t ready for them pack up while my husband and I are short of sleep because we have a 7 1/2 week old cute boy AND my mother in law is still here AND we have no home (old or otherwise) in the land of vices ?¢‚Ǩ¬¶. is a clustersmack.
12 Comments
Memarie Lane
I like FusterCluck, but it’s too easy to slip on.
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Kelley
I prefer the rude one but will try the other, cause I let the f word fly today while helping out at school – a room full of mothers doing a pie drive. And believe it or not I don’t usually swear that much, and certainly not the f word at Boo’s school!
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the planet of janet
i like fustercluck too, but clustersmack is a pretty good alternative…
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Coast Rat
I rarely use either one; both sound like good alternatives to the original.
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Lightening
Hi Alex,
I’m just chasing up the current location of my t-shirt. Is it currently at your place or still in transit somewhere? Thanks. 🙂
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Jenni
Hmmm, clustersmack might be a good addition to my almost curse words. I’ve got a huge group of preschool friendly, but still effective words.
Although a preschooler could easily turn them back with a slip of the tongue!
Veronica
I like clustersmack.
And typing one handed? Is on my list of things I detest doing.
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Beth from the Funny Farm
Yes! That would be a CLUSTERSMACK!!
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Sarcastic Mom
clustersmack just makes me think “smackin’ that ass.”
I guess I need to get laid, huh?
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Grandy
I personally prefer FlusterCluck myself. 🙂
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Lisa
Sounds like a good word to describe that situation. Typing one handed?! Ugh–I guess I have missed something (I’ll check your old posts) 😉
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Veronica
Just wondering how you were.
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