Jun 18

From the Archives – And again

Originally posted June 18, 2007

I?｢どｨび｢m so sick of typing one handed that all my compter correspondence is just going to hell.

I did want to post that I?｢どｨび｢ve developed my first non curse word that seems to fulfill my needs as a curse word that I can say in public.

I bring you :

Clustersmack.

Clearly public friendly replacement for ClusterFUCK. But the substitutions in Clustersmack seem to give my mouth enough things to do that I don?｢どｨび｢t acutely miss the F in the middle of the word.

usage:

Movers showing up to pack up my house that isn?｢どｨび｢t ready for them pack up while my husband and I are short of sleep because we have a 7 1/2 week old cute boy AND my mother in law is still here AND we have no home (old or otherwise) in the land of vices ?｢どｨｬｶ. is a clustersmack.

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  1. Kelley says:
    June 18, 2008 at 7:12 am

    I prefer the rude one but will try the other, cause I let the f word fly today while helping out at school – a room full of mothers doing a pie drive. And believe it or not I don’t usually swear that much, and certainly not the f word at Boo’s school!

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  2. Memarie Lane says:
    June 18, 2008 at 7:32 am

    I like FusterCluck, but it’s too easy to slip on.

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  3. the planet of janet says:
    June 18, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    i like fustercluck too, but clustersmack is a pretty good alternative…

    the planet of janet’s last blog post..The end is nigh … and the beginning is right around the corner

  4. Coast Rat says:
    June 18, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    I rarely use either one; both sound like good alternatives to the original.

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  5. Lightening says:
    June 18, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    Hi Alex,
    I’m just chasing up the current location of my t-shirt. Is it currently at your place or still in transit somewhere? Thanks. :)

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  6. Jenni says:
    June 18, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    Hmmm, clustersmack might be a good addition to my almost curse words. I’ve got a huge group of preschool friendly, but still effective words.

    Although a preschooler could easily turn them back with a slip of the tongue!

  7. Veronica says:
    June 19, 2008 at 5:47 am

    I like clustersmack.

    And typing one handed? Is on my list of things I detest doing.

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  8. Beth from the Funny Farm says:
    June 19, 2008 at 6:15 am

    Yes! That would be a CLUSTERSMACK!!

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  9. Sarcastic Mom says:
    June 19, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    clustersmack just makes me think “smackin’ that ass.”

    I guess I need to get laid, huh?

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  10. Grandy says:
    June 20, 2008 at 12:18 am

    I personally prefer FlusterCluck myself. :)

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  11. Lisa says:
    June 20, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Sounds like a good word to describe that situation. Typing one handed?! Ugh–I guess I have missed something (I’ll check your old posts) ;)

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  12. Veronica says:
    June 21, 2008 at 7:38 am

    Just wondering how you were.

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