Kaiser Alex addresses his public on his 16th month birthday
Oh my adoring public. I’ve missed you. No really. I’ve missed you. But to jump right in, 3 events have kept me from you these long, long months. 1. Mommy’s email “crapped out”, 2. Mommy’s camera “crapped out”. 3. My Grandpa died in March. Mommy has been too busy designing tshirts that say “SUCK IT SPRING 2008″ to help me write to you all. But here I am, back and better than ever!
After spending much of the month of April in the mighty state of Mommy’s home, I topped off my tour of Highway 13 between The Burg and Big Rich with my first birthday celebration. I got cake, people came to see me that day. I got presents! And because I can’t hold a pen yet, Mommy is hoping that people will understand why I didn’t send out thank yous …. don’t get me started on trying to reach the mailbox…
I worked off those calories by working out and getting buff with my awesome walker. It has been dubbed The Magpie Mobile because I collect all things bright, shiny or just interesting in the front of it. I especially like things like Keys to the car when running late and Debit cards. Check out my feet, I’m moving so fast that I’m blurry!
My cousin sent me a phone, I luff it. I luff all phones. Or things that look like phones. Or things that might be phones someday …. no Mommy, I’m not going to fall for that coconut being a phone, nice try though.
My Mimi taught me to eat apples. I hear an apple a day takes the doctor away – good thing too, every time I go to the doctor they look all inside me and I am not a fan. Although, might I petition to change “apple” to “french fry”?
Finally, I decided, What the heck. Let’s try walking. See my farm in the background?
I like to help Mommy with her knitting. I am very good at arranging her finished products all over the house. But I look so innocent.
No really, innocent. It helps me get away with eating salsa by the handful. Or lapful. Whatever.
Tavish and I had a meeting of the minds. It was way more important than that Yalta thing at the end of WWII. I mean, did they have bottles and cats there… well probably… (ed note: and by “cat” I mean …. euphemism…)
And again with the food. And the innocence. Helps Mommy get over her organic whole foods guilt.
See? Cuteness takes practice. Oh look, more carbs in front of me. Atkins what?
This is my good buddy Tigger. I call him “CA!” I also call Tavish “CA!” I also call gorillas “CA!”. If it has four legs, I’m probably calling it “CA!” Not to be confused, of course, with “CAH!” because THAT is clearly things with four wheels not four legs.
I am big into decorating. My design motto is “a bare floor is a boring floor” so each time Mommy and Daddy clear off the floor, I immediately fix this style paux fas.
My sense of personal style is evolving as well, here I style my hair while inspecting my inner eyelids.
And this fine ensemble features the fashionable mardi gras beads, diaper, one croc and one leather shoe. Don’t you wish your toddler was hot like me?
No matter where you are, I hope you are as happy as this. And that you don’t email my winky all over the internets.
Lovely to be back in the loop again, I have missed you!
Kaiser Alex
August 24th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
I *totally* wish my toddler was hot like you.
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August 24th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Ahh, Kaiser, we did miss you and your amazing blue eyes that make us want to eat you up and munch on your round cheeks. Give your mommy a big, juicy kiss and wrap your arms around her neck for me.
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August 24th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
SOOOO CUTE!!! i want to pinch his cheeks!!
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August 25th, 2008 at 12:13 am
I don’t think I’ve told you that my youngest is also an Alex. Such cutie pies, both of them
Of course, mine starts middle school tomorrow so the cuteness is on a different level.
Love that sense of style!
August 25th, 2008 at 12:55 am
I love that it’s a “paux fas” LOL
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August 25th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Alex, Amy has missed you so bad!
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August 25th, 2008 at 2:28 am
Alex, you are absolutely adorable. You look very good with cake face. And my son, who is 14 months old, also loves phones. He calls everything with four legs “kee!” (kitty). He was amazed how many “kees” he saw at the zoo.
It’s great to see you again!!!!
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August 25th, 2008 at 6:13 am
Alex, you’re a star!
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August 25th, 2008 at 7:27 am
He is SUCH a doll!!
Alex, my kids totally agree with you on the floor styling. I guess we parents are just behind the times on that one.
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August 25th, 2008 at 9:11 am
ADORABLE!!!
August 25th, 2008 at 9:15 am
I love that big open mouth smile.
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August 25th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I am falling out of my chair from the cuteness!!
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August 25th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I can tell you one thing..the boy sure knows how to right a blog post! Woo hoo..
He has wit, style, awesome taste.. and CAH..are you sure the boy doesn’t have a Boston accent??
Great post!!
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August 25th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
hmmm.. that should have been write
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August 25th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Deliciously cuuuuuuute!
August 25th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Oh I love that update!! I’m trying very hard not to be jealous that he’s starting to talk already!
August 25th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
what a wonderful post!
August 25th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
He’s a gorgeous little guy. Wow 16 months already. E-Man will be 15 mos in 5 days. Geeeez. And I love the blue one piece outfit.
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August 25th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
We have our beautiful boy back!
Hey there cutie.
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August 26th, 2008 at 7:50 am
That is one damn cute looking kaiser.
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August 26th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Damn you’re a cute kid. Do you like older women? I have a soon to be three year old that I think you’d get along well with.
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August 26th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Dude, you are too cute. Tell your mummy to give you a smootch from me
August 27th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
We’ve missed you too little guy!
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August 27th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
He is rediculously cute. You are going to be having girl troubles in that house before long!
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August 28th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Oh boy…
there is trouble lurking behind those eyes!
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August 28th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Too cute. And I think we have the same striped rug. Love it!
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August 29th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Kaiser Alex. I have a CA just like yours. His name is Cole. One day I will send you a pic of Cole. I also have a duck I call Kaiser because your mommy planted that name in my head and one day Kaiser the Duck came at me like he wanted to peck me and so I started calling him Kaiser. AND, can you ask your mommy to make me an XL tee shirt that just says Suck It or Suck Me? I think I can get a new trend going and who knows, maybe a few offers.
Thanks
August 30th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I miss those days of the near-naked passouts… I just looked at a picture of my five year old son, and he’s all angles and arms and legs, and all of his toddler chub is gone.
Enjoy every sweaty, dirty minute.
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August 31st, 2008 at 11:48 am
Really enjoyed reading through your post and looking at the pics. Kaiser Alex is such a cutie.
Blessings
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August 31st, 2008 at 9:26 pm
The update has been very entertaining! We can’t wait to read the next adventures… Have a great day and always hug your Mommy!
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September 17th, 2008 at 1:32 am
Alex you are so adorable, cuteness personified and clever beyond measure.
I am in awe of your abililties .
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September 17th, 2008 at 1:33 am
oops sorry I need spell check ‘abilities’ LOL
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