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Miss Piggy: back to my other question – did you try the ‘better than chocolatevibrator for women?


Janice: I did . . . not strong enough . . . but overall works


Miss Piggy: HATE IT


Janice: HAHAHHAA


Janice: like the ergonomics of it


Miss Piggy: yeah, the ergonomics are nice, that’s why I wanted to try it. thought it would fit nicely between Kermit and I. Y’know what I’m sayin’.


Miss Piggy: but any vibrator that i have to pull out the fucking manual on


Janice: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


Janice: i think BETTER than chocolate is an overstatement


Miss Piggy: better than a poke in the eye with a sharp fuckin stick


Miss Piggy: I even turned that bitch around to try to stimulate more *ahem* areas


Miss Piggy: I tried with with THREE sets of batteries #FAIL


At this point, Miss Piggy dissolves into tears and starts throwing things.


The End.