(conversation between friends joined already in progress)
Miss Piggy: back to my other question – did you try the ‘better than chocolate‘ vibrator for women?
Janice: I did . . . not strong enough . . . but overall works
Miss Piggy: HATE IT
Janice: HAHAHHAA
Janice: like the ergonomics of it
Miss Piggy: yeah, the ergonomics are nice, that’s why I wanted to try it. thought it would fit nicely between Kermit and I. Y’know what I’m sayin’.
Miss Piggy: but any vibrator that i have to pull out the fucking manual on
Janice: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Janice: i think BETTER than chocolate is an overstatement
Miss Piggy: better than a poke in the eye with a sharp fuckin stick
Miss Piggy: I even turned that bitch around to try to stimulate more *ahem* areas
Miss Piggy: I tried with with THREE sets of batteries #FAIL
At this point, Miss Piggy dissolves into tears and starts throwing things.
The End.
BWAHAHAHA LMAO
I’d rather have a box of chocolates over the big O any day, so it needs to be pretty effing awesome to compete.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Wow. You’d think for $80, it’d do a better job of living up to its name. That’s a pretty expensive #FAIL.
P.S. I will never look at the Muppets the same way again.
Don’t mind the laughing. I’m disturbed by all of this.
Hysterical. I like this Miss Piggy. I think I’m going to have to get a t-shirt made with that image of Miss Piggy.