Smelly Dawn, Smelly Dawn,
You smell like vapo rub
Smelly Dawn, Smelly Dawn
Wow barking co-ough!
You sound like a smoking vet
You’re not gonna sing at the Met
Smelly Dawn, Smelly Dawn
Wow barking co-ough!
Your students think you are insane
Your memory has gone down the drain
Its hard to know if they know their sounds
When your head feels like its in the ground!
Ev’rybody!
Smelly Dawn, Smelly Dawn,
You smell like vapo rub
Smelly Dawn, Smelly Dawn
Wow barking co-ough!