Guh, I’m going to have to beg for your patience. Please.

I’ve been “under the weather” today. I had to call Scout home from work because I couldn’t peel myself off the bathroom tiles (So!Cool!So!Comforting!). I’d closed all the doors to the upstairs rooms and closed the baby gate at the top of the stairs. I put Alex in the hallway and he spent 40 minutes playing with a cat toy, a random wrist rattle and pulling my hair out of my pony tail, all while slithering around in circles. Scout got home and I died on the couch for … I don’t even know how long.

I’m apparently “better” but getting ready to go back to bed.

Tomorrow, provided I wake up alive, I’m taking the Kaiser and we’re going to go see Sisterfriend – I’ll be back Friday. I have Wednesday and Thursday’s post ready to go, but I’m just not going to get Friday’s done before I go. So I’ll leave you with something random and fun on Friday, and plan to give you the rest of the story on Saturday and Sunday. Which may bleed over into Monday, depending on how damn wordy I am.

So yeah, better plan on Monday too.

I’ll announce the afghan winner on Friday sometime after I get home.

Play nicely while I’m gone, we’ll try to hack some wireless while we’re away, and I’ll answer your emails over the weekend.

Love yas!

(Ten Steps for Creating Breast Health)