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This is from when I was pregnant:
When we went for our sonogram they asked a load of questions as well – including if we were there as a result of an accident. I started laughing, the desk person (who was actually quite nice – it was just the procedure that was totally stupid) looked at the list and said kinda sheepishly – oh you’re here for a sonogram. To which I could only reply “yep and if it were an accident we’d all be politically correct and say ‘surprise’ anyway”.
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Veronica
Ummm an accident? Like oooops I accidentally crashed the car and now I’m pregnant? LMAO
Suprise is a much nicer term. Like SURPRISE! Guess what you are getting for Xmas.
Wow the silly paperwork. Glad the desk person was nice.
Mary Alice
Yes, I slipped and fell, ummm, on my husband and there was an, umm, well, an impact and now, well, umm, well now, we need to have a sonogram.
the egel nest
That is so weird anyway…why would a doctor’s office ask you if the pregnancy was planned or not??
I understand that a better choice of words would be to say surprise…but isn’t it just semantics…why do they care if the pregnancy was a “surprise” or not.
Bradley
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Sarcastic Mom
“Are you here as a result of an accident?”
“Yes, we were actually trying anal, but hubs slipped and hit the wrong hole. Oops!”
Heh.
Flutter
Oh, wow did you have sex once, cuz now you’re like pregnant!
Scout
While my beautiful wife is otherwise indisposed at the moment (knitting in the other room), I would like to cover what she neglected to list as background info.
1) We were just arriving at the Big Ol’ Wing of Fancy Medical Machines, so there were also x-rays, CT scanners, and possibly a flux capacitor or two in addition to the sonogram room.
2) The Desk Tech waiting on us had been dealing with folks on crutches and other varoius car accident victims for most o’ the morning. In the monotony, she neglected to bother looking up and take note of the obviosulness of my exceptionally svelt wife being preggers.
We now return you to regularly scheduled activities. Enjoy your day. And Go Vikings!
Cassie
Hmm Im thinking a GIRL, cause well I can be the only one with multiple boys. I have four.
Sherry
Max thinks it’s a girl, so that’s what I’m going with. Kids have an uncanny sense about these things!
loraine
I’m thinking it’s a girl, but then, I have three of those. It seems I can only concieve of that which is feminine?
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Jeff
I think she’s going to have a Mini-Marie. God help us all.
witchypoo
I knew what it was before the ultrasound. I’m spooky like that 🙂
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Dee
I guess a pretty little girl!
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Barb
Boy?
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