It had been an okay night of sleep in our house. I pulled Alex over to me to cuddle him close, because it was a touch cool in our bedroom. I wasn’t fully awake. I held my baby and smelled his head. I drifted deeper to sleep. Asking myself the question, “Why was I thinking of warm water streaming against my abdomen?” Was I dreaming of the bathtub.
Um. No. The act of turning the Kaiser to his side apparently adjusted the diaper just so he could take a full on whiz out the side of his diaper and pjs and onto me.
Just another day in non-Fantasy Island.
10 Comments
Veronica
Lovely, sounds like something I would do! (The cuddling, not the weeing).
What a hassle for you! Not a nice way to wake up.
MamaGeek
Oh how funny. For me, not you that is.
I love LOVE cuddling with my baby too. Pee and all.
Ewokmama
Ah, the good ol’ leaky days. Fun stuff, I tell ya.
Jack and I cuddle every morning. I love his little head laying against my heart!
Sarcastic Mom
Haha!
John got so obsessed with the “lay the weenie down so the pee doesn’t shoot out the top of the diaper” rule that once he neglected to notice that he’d laid the weenie all the way down.
And right out the side of the leg hole.
He handed Braden to me and went to get the mail. Seconds later, I was laughing uncontrollably after, when getting wet by him, I looked at his crotch, and saw his penis sticking right out of his diaper.
flutter
ahhhh the sweetness of babies.
Veronica
LMAO at Lotus!
the fruitfemme
ah. . . . the calm, cuddley warmth that is being peed upon by your slumbering child.
Oh, The Joys
This made me laugh. (Just what I needed!)
Thank you.
Wacky Mommy
That was precious. Heh heh.
Lisa (the girls' moma)
Ok, too, too hilarious. As you see, I am the GIRLS’ moma, so I have never had the experience that Lotus described (seriously funny) nor this type. Been peed on lots, but never quite like that.
Nothing like waking up like that, huh?
L