So reading Mary Alice’s post reminded me of a verbal faux pas I made once upon a time.
I had a friend named Lin, and friend named Chris Payson. Now Lin and Chris were rather quiet, wallflower kind of people. They never caused any scandal or any gossip within the group (unlike the rest of us.)?Ǭ† These friends shocked the socks off us when they unexpectedly hooked up one night in a college campout wine cooler haze and had some horizontal ‘everything but’ kind of action.
The next morning as six 19 year old girls smashed into a Honda Civic hatchback, Lin reported what had happened. Given the TOTAL unlikeliness of something like this EVER happening, I had trouble wrapping my brain around it to the point that I had some trouble saying what was on my mind, and blurted out, “I can’t believe you had Chris Penis’s Payson in your House!”
Yeah. We were a classy sort of gaggle of hungover girls that morning.
Apparently, as a topper of the “event” when all was, uh, said and done, if you will, there was a … liquid up the nose incident, which caused her to sneeze.
Which led us to declare:
“Penis is the Reason for your Sneezin’!”
(I’m not a huge Larry the Cable Guy fan, but at this point, I feel a heartfelt, “Lord, I apologize,” is REALLY necessary.)
No fair. I was eating coleslaw when I read that and I think I am choking!
I laughed hard at that story!
Tiffany’s last blog post..Pediacast
I do believe you’ve made my day, and it’s not even 6:30am yet.
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That could have been me. That soooo could have been me.
Don’t you just love this comment love?
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Oh.My.God. I am dying. You should post a warning on that one!
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alex has been tagged for a meme hehehehehe
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Wow- that story just transported me back to my own “classy” college days.
You are forgiven
-HH
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OMG! I am CRACKING UP.
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LOL OMG Thanks for the morning laugh! Much needed!!!!
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Great! Now I’m going to have to figure out a way to incorporate “Penis is the reason for your sneezin” into a casual dialogue because it’s too f’n funny! LOL!!
j’s last blog post..Dia De Guadalupe
I believe most college brain cells have been killed..the MAJOR laughing fits were the best…and yours is a great one!!
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I miss those bad girl days! But if I behaved like that at night now, I’d still have to get up with the kids in the morning, and I. Would. Die.
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I think I just wet my pants. Dude how are you doing this cool linking to people’s last post in the comment business?
Flutter’s last blog post..Taking it up the rear
Lord, I apologize for laughing.
Jennifer’s last blog post..My Kid Wants to Potty All the Time, Potty All the Time, Potty All the Ti-ime
Oh, you just took me back to those years…
(after I quit cackling and composed myself!)
Arkie Mama’s last blog post..Green goo and Barbies — you know you want to read this one
Oh, up the nose? Oh, ahh, man.
I’m glad that’s not on my list of things I’ve experienced. Bleah!
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As Larry the Cable guy would say…”I don’t care who you are…that’s funny right there…”
lol
I love the line…horizontal everything but…lol
Bradley
The Egel Nest
the egel nest’s last blog post..Torture & Juice…
WOW! Yeah I’m gonna have to go with “Lord I apologize and …..that’s funny right there”
thanks for ending (well I guess technically starting) my day with a good one.
grace under autism’s last blog post..?I never would have guessed?