All the cool kids do it, (you know, Veronica, Marie (in the sidebar)) so I figured I’d list the recent weird searches that have hit this site.
1. oxygenated cleaners pee toilet caulk. Oh person from Little Rock, Arkansas – did you find what you were looking for here?
2. “your poor balls” I can only assume they found this one.
3. “Done with Mr. Right Now” well amen whoever you are!
4. “i go braless” well… amen whoever you are! I wonder if it had anything to do with this?
5. cleaning out the pantry – I’m sure my method isn’t what they wanted…
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Veronica
Man, there are some odd people googling away out there.
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Ree
oxygenated wha?
My recent search engine terms have included “pursitis”, “hottie wife mom, and “Lebanese nose”. But the most popular, by far, is anything to do with “Darryl Hall”. Including “Darryl Hall is hot”.
Um, ew?
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Random Ramblings
lol These are quite entertaining!
I love your method of cleaning out the pantry, whats wrong with that?!?!
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Cricket
Gosh, only one was porny. You run a clean outfit. Guffaw!
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MP
I have one…all the time. I caught someone just this morning from Malta..
pee pee penis boy peeing watching pee
It was a story about 8 year old boys and the facination of peeing and drawing w/ their wee wee…
I get at least 5 a day… NICE…
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Flutter
Your poor balls!!! LMAO Oh my god, I think I just lost bladder control….
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witchypoo
One of mine was “torture bra” because I described it as an instrument of torture for women. Ewww.
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Jenty
LMAO! People are very strange. I did the same kind of post today, great minds hey!
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Jennifer
I always wonder what the hell people are thinking when the google those random things. I’ve noticed my oddest searches are from the UK!
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LSM
What makes me giggle is picturing the person actually typing in a search for some of these things…or thinking that a blog is going to be the best source of information. But my main searches tend to be pretty clean. I am amazed at how many peole come looking for how to make a salt map for school.
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Kristen
Ooh I wanna go check mine now, way too funny! People are weird.
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Kara
here’s my favorite search from this week : “sinus feels like bugger pain” Who ever they were all they got was a bunch of moaning and complaining, no real help.
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Kelly O
This prompted me to check my search results. Someone recently found my blog searching on “should i stay or leave my wife”. Oh MAN!
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janet
wow. i NEVER get good searches like these. guess i better spice up my posts!
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Huckdoll
You lost me at, “Your poor balls…”
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SJSFalter
The pantry cleaning was awesome, is there any other way? I too have a chest I would love to share/get rid of. I have this theory that if I got rid of some of my boobs I could reach my weight goal a lot faster. And then theres always that dang lift I keep talking to J about (breastfeeding is not gravity friendly).
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Kelley
I only just was told that I forgot to click that little button that says the freaks, I mean, search engines can get into my blog.
Oh my…… along with the gazillion spam I now am the proud recipient of some freaky google searches.
Might grab the wine and make a post outta them. Ta!
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Sarcastic Mom
Yay! Now when I finally do this (and trust me, I need to. god, last night, I had the mother of all search terms), I can link this post, too! ;-P
PS: “your poor balls” was John after the other day’s post. Sorry about that.
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HRH
too funny.
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