Look, it can make or break your look. I love the statistics of how so many women are wearing the wrong size bra, and then it never fails I get some idiot fitter who keeps telling me I can go up in the band to compensate for my cup size just so they can make a sale when they don’t carry my actual size. Even when trying to find a nursing bra they kept telling me this, I ended up with a 38 band. You know what happens when you take a 32/34 and put her in a 38?
Gawd, isn’t THAT pretty.
The other extreme is just as bad in a completely different way. Buying the right band size but the wrong cup size creates a look that can only be called “ass-chest.”
Then there’s the time that the angels sing in a beautiful chorus because, like Goldilocks, you find the one that is JUST RIGHT.
Just for good measure
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39 Comments
Ree
wowwee kabowee girlfriend. Go you!
And somehow, I have a feeling that Scout walked in and said, “What are you doing?”
😉
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frogpondsrock
YAY…
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Jenty
LOL, I love that you actually had the different size bras to prove your point!
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Veronica
Pissing myself.
And I need new bras. Oh wait, I’m stuck back in maternity bras again. Forget I said anything.
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Tranny Head
Man i REFUSE to wear nursing bras. Refuse. They look totally fugtastic, and they don’t fit right. I long since gave up and bought Victoria’s Secret – and I HATE the butt chest. I also hate the boob overflow into the armpit (one ill-fitting bra look that you didn’t mention). You know, when you have arse chest AND armpit boob? Hawt.
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sarah
holy wow, you look fantastic! i am so jealous. i just spend several days hauling stuff up stairs-quite sure that the buckets of sweat i lost had an effect on the scale, i weighed myself today. no loss, no better fitting clothes, nothing. i’m gonna go eat chocolate. 🙂
Memarie Lane
Didn’t you know skinny people aren’t supposed to have boobs, much less require nursing bras? I have to special order my bras for this reason, and they cost $65. Hence my impending boob reduction in about 3 years.
I was THRILLED by the difference when I had my professional fitting. It made such a huge difference. What surprised me the most about it is that I never would have thought the size I ended up with actually fit right, it seemed a bit roomy. But I guess that’s why so many women are in the wrong size, they end up with bras that are actually too small in the cup.
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zdoodlebub
yer hawt. LOL the ceiling one.
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the planet of janet
whoooooo. thank you for the educational pictorial.
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Elissa
LOL I love this! Although I am TINY there, I can still tell when my bra doesn’t fit. Maybe I really should go get myself fitted.
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Burgh Baby
I haven’t bought any new bras since before the invasion of the body-snatching baby who is now two. The old ones are still the right size, but after so long, they start to get all stretchy stretchy. So, I’m on the sag wagon. Must.go.shopping.
Sarcastic Mom
BEWBS! BEWBS! BEWBS!
*runs around frantically, with grabbing hands held out*
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Sarcastic Mom
Also, “ass chest” made me lmao. So did the totally cute ass, and the crotch smilie. 😉
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Yolanda
nice RACK. bra shopping is the WORST. i hate it. i find one, and i buy four of them. why don’t they all fit the same? they’re the same size. they should ALL FIT THE SAME.
the END.
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witchypoo
How do you fit someone who has a titty-do? (That’s when yer belly sticks out further than your titty do)
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flutter
hawt bewbs there missy!
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Jennifer
Niiiiiiiice!
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Natalie
Oh that is some funny stuff! I have ass chest a lot because I REFUSE to go up a cup size just to go right back down a week after I start exercising. Yes, I’m probably a little too stubborn, but a form fitting cami tucks them in 🙂
Lisa
Bra shopping just sucks–really. Happy you found the right one 🙂
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Bee Repartee
That double boob thing is the WORST.
And you are so right. Going up in band is recipe for wearing your band around your shoulder blades. MAN I hate that. I’m a 40G and I hate looking for bras BUT….you gotta find one where the girls are perky.
Yay for perky bewbs!
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Amy
Wow! Cheers for the nice fit.
And damn, you’re lookin’ good!
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Marly Lynk
Congratulations! I am completely envious. 🙂
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Coast Rat
Why do I have to be the only guy commenting here…?
Damn, girl! I would have say nice eye candy that’s easy on the eyes.
My wife says that when she is able to find a saleslady who really knows what they are talking about, and fits her just right, it’s like winning the lottery, and she buys at least six.
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LSM
I hate it that it’s so hard to find the small band/large cup combo in most stores. I went to Kohl’s the other day in hopes of finding bras that didn’t require the investment of a small fortune to purchase, and they had exactly two bras in my size in the entire store. I, however, will not be posting the results of that fitting. 🙂
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Shamelessly Sassy
I know those boobs from somewhere… 🙂
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Grandy
Oh…so many posts about bras, as my bewbs so no longer fill mine. Ok…I’m off to Victoria Secret at the next payday.
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Grandy
Did my last comment get in here? UGH!
Ok…I said I was going to BUY A NEW BRA. I can do this.
really.
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Margaret
My boobs already sag and I haven’t even had this baby yet.
And finding a good bra is almost as good as winning the lottery!
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Kristen
Wow! What a difference!
you look freaking fantastic, by the way.
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merrymishaps
Hot momma … in the right bra, that is!
Hey, I voted for your bewbs without even knowing it was you 🙂
VDog
LMAO@ShamlesslySassy.
DAMN GURL! I am so jealous. U R HAWWWT!!!
Can’t wait to see the WINNING rack LIVE and IN PERSON!! WOOT!
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MommyTime
I found you from Lotus’s contest. You rock the well fitting bra, girlfriend! Congratulations.
I literally once had a bra saleswoman tell me that I could pick any band size I wanted, but that I would still get the D cup — “because if you’re a D-cup, you’re a D-cup.” Idiot. This was in a maternity store, where I was desperately looking for a 34D or even DD because that’s what pregnancy does to me. Only I thought I was the only one in the world with that problem, since bras don’t come in those sizes pretty much anywhere. (Try finding 32C either, when not pregnant. HA!) So I sympathize deeply with this post.
Also: amazing what a well-fitted can do, huh?!
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Sara
also found you via Lotus’s contest and holy crap – it is SO amazing what a properly fitting bra did to the bewbs. What kind is it, if you don’t mind me asking, and where were you fitted? I was fitted, the same day, same store (VS) by two different employees who each gave me a different number. I did it on purpose, to see if that would happen … so I really must find someone who can tell me how small my itty bitty titties are!
Mr Lady
As if I didn’t spend enough time at Lotus’ site oogling your rack. 🙂
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mudmama
I followed yer bewbs from sarcasticmoms site 🙂 Thinking man where did she find that perfect bra!
I’m a 32 ddd or e and slouching about in a 36 d from my pregnancy..which ended 8 months ago. My back is begging for a decent bra!
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mudmama
Oh and I ended up in the 36 d becaus they didn’t even carry a 34 band! My band goes up in the 3rd trimester comon its not like everyone is an amazon! 5 ft tall women get pregnant too!
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Christina
Where does the T Shirt go next????? Am I missing something? Thanks!
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