Kaiser Mommy

Photo goodness for your Friday enjoyment! (Tiny announcement at the bottom.)

Our flight was uneventful. Alex yet again was a spectacular flyer, and apparently Delta doesn’t care how he old he is either.

We got downtown, got settled in our room at the Westin, and got hooked up with VDog. As I rode in the elevator to meet her, I was between a rather gruff looking guy and a perfectly put together woman. I? I was carrying a stack of bras. Perfect.

We’d snagged invites/permission to hit the Kirtsy/Alltop party out at Guy Kawasaki‘s house. After a freaking longer-ass than it needed to be drive and multiple turns around and 37 point turns we arrived at swag heaven.

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This is Kristen from Motherhood Uncensored. Really just wanted to show that I was once close to greatness. And her shoes. Look at those awesome shoes!

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VDog reunited with BOSSY. BOSSY is inspirationally good looking. There’s something about her that I totally want to get when I grow up. (VDog is wearing a new to her bra in this picture. Same style as I wore on my business cards. Oh yes, I put mah bewbs on mah cards.)

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At long last, after many poorly constructed text messages, we made it into Mrs. Flinger’s arms.

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Kris of Crib Ceiling and Christine of No Watch Me, they first posed for a straight pic, then decided to do the cheesy pose.

After falling all over ourselves over how awesome a host Guy Kawasaki was, we boarded the bus again and headed back to town. And thanks to Casey for trading me some Method products for a book.

Off we went to the newbie party.

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VDog and CityMama are tight. CityMama is uber cute. Think she’ll let me write for Savvy Source if I keep using words like “uber”?

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We licked all over Mr. Lady.

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Squee heard ‘cross the land – Loralee and Mr. Lady.

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Another new bra – Maria went and got fitted and bought a new one cuz she said there was no way she was meeting me with ass chest. Look at the HAWT BEWBS courtesy of me!

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Then we all started licking Loralee. VDog….

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Then me … lookit – I’m so short mah head is in her bewbs! I know how Eric Schuster felt dancing with me at the 8th grade dance – totally awesome!

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Christine got her turn…. Little did Loralee know how much she was going love her come the next day.

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Mrs. Flinger and Loralee go for some huggable action.

They closed the bar at the newbie party and that signaled time to head on downstairs to the People’s Party.

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This is where Jenny and Gwen were giving an interview in a bathroom. A men’s bathroom. What? Too busy looking at Jenny’s cleavage to notice the urinal? Yeah, me too.

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This is when Kyla started realizing that I’m. not. tall. I luff her.

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I met Backpacking Dad, gave him mah bewbs (on mah card people!) and he showed off his vodka – and didn’t share. mmmm. vodka.

And by this time, it was 11pm. I’d been up since 230am California time and I gratefully fell into my Heavenly Bed and got some sleep.

My small announcement – Bloggy Giveaways Carnival is next week – I’m going to be giving away 2 bags of swag – one for a PC user and one for a Mac user – so be sure to look for that on Monday! (and uh, remind me if I forget to post… cuz that could happen…)