Exercise – I tried out the “Women’s Lounge” elliptical but couldn’t handle the Hoda and KLG action – so I moved to the Theatre where I could at least have HOPE of a movie. Didn’t happen. Sad panda.

Calories burned – 500+

Movie – See above. Sadly none. There WAS some opera singer who shrieked her soprano parts. Shudder.

Song – “Extraordinary” by Liz Phair – cuz I am mutha fuckin extraordinary for kicking my own ass like this.

Y’know who else is extraordinary? Jenbshaw – when I tweeted about my sucky earphones she hooked me up with a suggestion – one trip to big box store later and I think my ears will thank me tomorrow.