I’m all about the good good stuff, but tonight my therapist made me cry when she called bullshit and saw through my “chin up, kid” attitude.
So in honor of THAT. I give you a list of things that can just #suckit
cancer
calories
Clothes that don’t fit
dying
check engine lights
cold
stomach flu
sleeping alone
love
dishes
laundry
bills
deadlines
paperwork
fingernails
bedtime
alarm clocks
republicans
democrats
the sensors on my garage door that I can’t get adjusted
ex-boyfriend
tatted up skankwhores
the nickname “kid”
the nickname “baby”
being called “Ma’am”
giving more than I get
pepper
beans
failed recipes
katherine heigl
paperwork
snot
strep
professional dress
cat claws
random whiskers – I AM A GIRL
John Wilkes Booth
blogspot
google page rank
barking dogs
the smell of cat shit
my cats refusing to learn to use the toilet
me getting the smallest portion of the full sized bed due to 2 cats and an Alex
their, they’re, there
Vanilla Sky
dashed dreams
broken bones
screaming babies
screaming kids
fear
fat
stretch marks
leg hair
razor burn
bikini hair
ingrown toesnails
twitter parties
facebook timeline
hangnails
papercuts
gas prices
coffee prices
the lack of unicorns in my backyard
any absence of glitter
that I am out of ideas of things that can #suckit. Please to be carrying on the list.
student loan debt
pickles
dog farts
car accidents
credit cards
moldy wall in my bathroom
the fact that we live far away from each other and can’t go to a bar right now and hang out and get drunk and bitch
XOXO
kegel exercises
friends who aren’t really friends but you thought they were
unpopped kernels in the popcorn bag
people who don’t use blinkers
people who talk in the movie theater
washing clothes
folding clothes
wearing clothes
insurance companies
rich insurance company CEOs
dog fart
xoxoxo
cramps
handwashing dishes
slow internet connections
diabeetus
insomnia
guilt trips
nosy in-laws of the female variety
insomnia
the sneeze-and-pee
Droid phones
I like the lists. To Bridget’s list, I’ll add:
Cold freaking weather that necessitates the wearing of a frack ton of clothes! (& Yeah okay it doesn’t snow here, but I visited some super cold conditions over the weekend, and also we haven’t heated the house at all this winter, so it’s 50 degrees inside pretty much all the time.)
(Occasional space heating has occurred…but that’s it.)
Flickering lights that really make me wonder about the condition of the electricity in this house…
And, yeah…delicious foods need to not be so fattening, LOL. I may have a slight dairy addiction. ;p
Yup. Also – unreliable internet connections.
Um, totally love your list. And just to add, my new favorite thing to say is “XXX can suck my dick.”
Sick kids
Being fat
Kids rubbing snot on my sleeve
PMS
Cat hair
House cleaning
Stepping on glass
I only have 1 #suckit item this evening: Men who are an absolute perfect fit for you and your life but have commitment issues and break your heart. But instead of writing a suckit list of my own, I’m going along with that old adage, “The best revenge is a life well lived.” 2012 is going to ROCK.