For Sarah.

The Dude adores mac and cheese. Fortunately for me, I can make some. With the help of Twitter and my loverly HOT friend Rachel, who pointed me in the direction of a great recipe. Which I do not remember now, but I will tell you how I make it.

1 pound of pasta. Whatever works.

package of bacon.

1 pound of cheese. I use something in a sharp cheddar category. Whatever works.

a pint of cream. (Don’t judge me, just eat the damn stuff.)

Instructions

put the pasta on to boil.

put the bacon in some paper towels and put in the microwave to cook till done.

make the ask the Dude cut the cheese. (heh heh heh)

When the pasta is done, drain it.

When the bacon is done, cut it into small pieces.

Put the bacon in the pasta in the pan on the stove.

Put the cheese in the pan. Heat it and melt it.

Put some cream in. Just some.

Stir.

When the cheese is melted, if it is stringy and nasty, add more cream.

Stir.

When the cheese is melted, if it is stringy and nasty, add more cream.

Stir.

When the cheese is melted, if it is…. you get the idea.

When the consistency rocks, eat it.

It’s best when fresh, although the Dude has said it’s awesome even reheated.

I will say that as I made this on Sunday, he asked me if he was required to wear clothes while eating. I said it was up to him. He ate two bowls, stood in front of the tv, stripped to his boxer briefs, got in the recliner under a blanket and passed the fuck out snoring. I call that high marks for the “moaner mac n cheese”.

(Moaner as in orgasmic moan. In case you thought anything different. Which if you’ve heard my how to get free shipping from Amazon story, you already knew that.)