I’m a pretty intervention free kind of pregnant woman.
Alex has till 840am on Tuesday before the gentlest of the medical type interventions begin.
So if you’d wanna say a prayer or whatever that this boy decides he wants out between now and then…. In the words of Bill Lumbergh – “That’d be greeeeeaaaat.”
On the flip side of the medical interventions are those we can try at home. Nipple stimulation, sex (semen apparently has prostaglandins in it that can ripen the cervix – although why no one thinks this is concerning the other 14 months of pregnancy I’m not sure) and orgasms specifically.
Well, at least I’ll know how to use that breast pump when I actually have a kid to feed.
Is it bad to look up naughtiness on google as soon as your husband leaves the house? How the hell do you explain that? Yes son, I got myself off but it was all for you? WTF mate?
I told Scout today in the sonogram room that we might have to sign up for some strategically engineered mercy sex. “Get it up, put it in, get it off…..” I told him I’d even play some very special Liz Phair in the background for him …. mood music if you will.
Ahhhhh romance, ahhh candor, ahhhh TMI : )
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