18 months ago, I started a diet plan recommended by my brother Forbes (no, I’m not mentioning it by name, they aren’t paying me, and I’ve free whored enough stuff this week). Number one on the list of things to do was clear out the high fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated blah-b’blah from the house.

I ended up with a small pile of offenders on the countertop.

On the countertop sat the following items:

graham cracker pie crust

chocolate pudding

whipped topping.

Now what should I do… What. Should. I. Do? I was starting a new eating plan… I needed to get this food out of my house….

The chocolate pie with whipped topping tasted great.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t what they had in mind when they said to get rid of the food.

Effective though.

And tasty.