I bought a book last week at amazon. Something to help me, just maybe, understand the Dude a bit. Something that might help me even understand myself, my child. Something to help me grow as a person, and increase my compassion and patience.
If I spent another dollar and change, I could get free shipping.
So I bought a vibrator.
8 Comments
ShredderFeeder
ROFL. That’s all. 🙂
The last item will be more therapeutic I’m thinking. 🙂
TexasRed
Creeeeeepy…
cindy w
I would never expect you to buy anything else from Amazon. Heh.
Nikki
That is the greatest way to get out of paying shipping I have ever heard of.
AmazingGreis
Vibrators really hit the spot sometimes!
Al_Pal
Brilliant. ;p
K. C.
Brilliant. Jack Rabbit-1. The Dude-0.
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