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From the Archives – 11 Years

Originally posted May 31, 2007 Sara blogged about the Sara of 10 years ago. Which made me think about the Dawn of 11 years ago today. 11 Years ago just about right now I was at a rehearsal for a wedding. I was in a black crop sweater with red trim and buttons. I was in a denim skort. I was wearing the Mia fisherman sandals for chicks that everyone.. Read More

Hai-kyoot Friday

(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus)   I took your advice. “I’m Not Really a Waitress” My bright red toenails.   I looked high and low for “Chick Flick Cherry” to use This will have to do.   (now from Scout’s point of view) Tell wife toes r nice “Pretty toes, Dawn. Do you like?” Thank God she’s happy.

Hook me up, my friends.

It’s a fun one. Not quite as fun as nail polish polls (which, by the way, I ended up shopping a 50% off the clearance price for clothes instead of getting the pedi yet), but still fun. I adore the Perfect Post awards that Suburban Turmoil and Petroville host each month. Today they sent out the announcement for the next round of awards. I’ve been so brain dead that I.. Read More

Totally Stolen Post

I stole it from Kelley. But since Scout and I have listened to it nonstop since she posted it, I’ve just gotta post it. Tomorrow’s post may well be another homage to this. Enjoy!

Weekend Photoshoot

All photos taken by my friend Dorothy Daniels – The view from the beach in front of our house. Ocean waves. Gorilla fondling. Pucker up buttercup 🙂 I think this flower looks a little porny. Sunrise. After a weekend away, I’m ready to hold my husband and my baby, I’ve loved this break and I will love being home because of the break.

Quotes of the Weekend

The scene: 6 friends who have knownveach other long enough that we remember when we were stretch mark free virgins. Plenty of alcoholic beverages to loosen the conversation. “This is the best rimmer I’ve ever had.” “Her feet turn in, how do you get to be Miss Missouri if your feet turn in?” “The only reason he wants to be a priest is so people will invite him over for.. Read More

From The Archives – Could Have Been Me

Originally posted May 23, 2007 I can read on the computer and hold sleeping Alex at the same time. Skillz, mad skillz I have. Anyway, I blog jump to find interesting stuff to read to keep me awake because we are still waking every 75 minutes to eat and I do better just staying awake. I wasn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t supposed to get pregnant. With my irregular cycles and birth certificate accurate age,.. Read More

Gobble Gobble!

For some reason, this post over at Manager Mom made me think of this story. The set up: Once there was a young boy named Ben. He was six and way too smart for his own good. (I loved this kiddo, he could give examples of “random” when he was four years old. Cracked me up.) Ben was interested in his body and he asked his Mom to tell him.. Read More

Help! I need your opinion!

This is the most important question I have ever asked of you. Are you ready to answer? Do you think you can help me out? Wait for it.   Wait for it.     Okay.         … NOW! What color should I paint my toenails? A-Rose at Dawn… Broke by Noon Chick Flick Cherry Dancing in the Isles Italian Love Affair Who Comes Up with these Names?.. Read More

From the Archives – What Happened to Saturday

Originally posted May 20, 2007 Well I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll tell you?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú C R A B A S S oh yes. loud and proud baby crabass. Today we took a bath to cure the crab ass. Scout had left the room b/c he had just sat in the poopy diaper and was cleaning up. Alex was splashing and having fun with me in the tub. He started to get fussy and a little.. Read More

My Reader Ate You

No, for reals. My reader ate you. All of you. Each of you. You have been eaten by my reader. So I’m gonna be switching to Bloglines now. Ten months of blogs put in a reader, gone in a glitch. Boy oh boy. So, um. Loves ya, it’s gonna take a while to get this one straightened out.