Kaiser Mommy

Choose Joy. Every Time.

Site Bling

I’ve been awarded bling. You wouldn’t think that a small graphic could make me smile so wide – but it really does. In the words of Sally Fields “If mother’s ruled the world….” no, no, not that one. This one: You like me! You really like me! First, Jackie gave me this sexy little bling: Which I would like to also pass on to Mrs. Flipphead who has spent many.. Read More

Here’s yer sign

We went to eat the other night – we’ll call the place Bob’s. Hostess (as she’s walking us to our table): Have you ever eaten at Bob’s before? Me: no Hostess: So is this your first time? I paused for a moment, hoping she would realize what she’d said. I mean, we all say stupid things. She didn’t get it.

Interview Questions

SAHMmy of SAHMmy Says had this little blog go-around. And I came to it by way of What Works for Us Leave me a comment saying ?¢‚Ǩ?ìInterview me.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions. If you don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t have a valid email address on your blog, please provide one. You will update your blog with a post containing your answers to the questions… Read More

A Sunday Story

12 years ago, 3 of my closest friends were leaving a movie, as they made a right turn out of the parking lot, they were plowed into by a 17 year old, late for curfew, on his way home. Oh, he was going “in excess of 110 miles an hour” and had a blood alcohol content of 1.googleplex (I don’t remember anymore, it was appallingly over the limit.) 12 years.. Read More

Aunt Rake is on her way!

My long time BFF Rachel is on her way to the land of vices – two days of running around with a girlfriend, the blissful idea of getting to paint a wall in my bedroom while she plays with the baby. Oh bliss! I love my husband, I love my baby, but there’s just nothing like a girlfriend after two months of being strictly mom and wife to two men!