My mom had brought me boxes and boxes of stuff I’d never taken when I’d moved in with Scout. These boxes went straight on the truck, unopened, when we moved to the land of the vices.
I’ve been unpacking, and I ran across this:
Here it is enhanced. In case it isn’t immediately obvious what it is:
Can someone please, please explain to me what freaing marketing ploy got me to buy a thong pantiliner?
And what is it with me and pantyliners anyway?
And which is right? pantYliner or pantIliner? My spell check dislikes both.
I can’t wear thongs. The idea of a yeast infection waiting to happen turns me off.
Oh, then there is the fat ass issue. No one likes to see a large rump in a thong. Well, the husband might.
Mommy off the Record
I just saw thong pantiliners at the store for the first time the other day and I was like, “Wow, that’s a great idea cuz I always wondered how you’d wear a thong while on your period.” But then again, I rarely wear thongs. I’m really more particular to grandma underwear these days. Sad, I know.
I cannot imagine wanting to wear butt floss while on my period. Really. Totally invented by a man.
I have to say that I agree with Jen M. Not that I “do” thongs. I am too old for all that now. Comfort is my main goal in life, not fashion. As for the spelling? Can’t help there either!
I was a pantiliner fan until my hysterectomy, now I don’t seem to “need” them anymore. When I saw this one on your blog, I had to chuckle because I wondered which part went where! I’m not even smart enough to use one of these!
The Other Dawn
The funnest part? Is that it looks like an absorbent exclamation point. Heh. An exclamation point for your period… That’s kinda funny.
Like the pantiliner’s all OMG UR TTLY GOIN 2 BL33D ALL OVR UR THONG, GRL!!!
I am not sure why your pantiliner speaks in Valley girl textspeak. Mine has a southern drawl, thankyouverymuch.