My mom had brought me boxes and boxes of stuff I’d never taken when I’d moved in with Scout. These boxes went straight on the truck, unopened, when we moved to the land of the vices.

I’ve been unpacking, and I ran across this:

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Here it is enhanced. In case it isn’t immediately obvious what it is:

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Can someone please, please explain to me what freaing marketing ploy got me to buy a thong pantiliner?

And what is it with me and pantyliners anyway?

And which is right? pantYliner or pantIliner? My spell check dislikes both.