Dec 18

How to make my husband fall in love with me

again and again and again.

He’d been away on an overnight trip for work that involved some hella long hours and stress in a part of the state not particularly known for its culture nor class.

As he was putting away groceries I noticed he was putting away some American Beer*. I gasped in shock.

Me: Scout, you were away TOO LONG! What happened to you?! WHY did you buy American Beer?

Scout: I didn’t, PM bought a sixer for him and JB to split.

I looked in the fridge. There were five beers there.

Me: So between two grown men, they drank one whole beer?

Scout: Well, PM isn’t much of a drinker, he’s more of a bourbon man himself.

Me: Well maybe he’d be a beer man if he bought beer that didn’t suck.

At this point I am unable to continue telling you this story, let’s suffice it to say that the groceries were no longer put away and I was swept off my feet and shown how much I was appreciated. :)

*name of American Beer has been kept anonymous to protect the tasteless.

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22 comments!!!

  1. Jenty says:

    LOL, that’s funny! Glad you got swept off your feet again ;)

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  2. Linda says:

    Come into the light, Dawn, come into the light.

  3. LOL, funny what turns a man on…kinda like us seeing him do housework…lol or just being dirty and MANLY, that works too! ;-)

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  4. jen says:

    too funny. and Bud tastes like dirty water.

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  5. Ha!! Maybe you could let us know what kind of beer you DO drink??

    -HH

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  6. MP says:

    :-) That is great…a true love story! Who has who trained :0)

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  7. SJSFalter says:

    LOL, this is awesome.

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  8. Avery says:

    Bow chicka bow bow!

    It’s Business Time…

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  9. Ewokmama says:

    Well, hopefully you are referring to something like Budweiser, which is f*ing gross. There are plenty of good American beers, they just cost more!

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  10. Heh! I’ve got to agree with you on the American beer!

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  11. Kyla says:

    I have never enjoyed a beer. All the ones I’ve tried taste like bottled piss…so I just don’t drink it.

    And Josh? He is more of a wine cooler man. I tease him every time JD orders an appletini on Scrubs. Josh is so an appletini kind of guy. LOL.

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  12. Kristen says:

    Teehee!
    As a Canadian, I would have to agree that American Beer sucks:)

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  13. Victoria says:

    Aww. True (alcohol) love trumps it all, right?

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  14. Audubon Ron says:

    Where ya been babe? I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m home.

    You got swept off your feet over a beer? Damn you got some serious vib-er-a-tions there mama.

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  15. We like to call that kind of beer “piss water” around here.

    Uh, used to. Back when we were beer and wine snobs. *sniff*

    hehe.

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  16. Flutter says:

    *snort*

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  17. Ree says:

    In the kitchen? Wowza. So, how’s the back? -snirk-

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  18. Veronica says:

    I’m cracking up.

    The things that beer can do :D

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  19. MamaGeek says:

    OH yeah.

    What Avery said “Bow chicka bow bow!”!

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  20. Whew! And no one was even drunk? …. That’s true love :)

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  21. Margaret says:

    Oooops….I just posted a commercial about tasteless American Beer. Hee hee hee.

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  22. Natalie says:

    Oooh Oooh! Was it “The King of Beers”?

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