Kissing John Cusack
I loved hanging out with my boyfriend, John Cusack He was hawt, great kisser, tall, great kisser, gentle, great kisser, funny …
It was a warm summer afternoon, the wind was blowing my hair around us as we sat outside mackin’ on each other. Happy girl I was.
I’d known John forever and ever and was so comfortable around him – he was John, but just happened to have a lucrative movie career. We were just a normal couple.
As I basked in the glory of this perfect union and what a lucky, lucky girl I was, I had the thought – “I totally have to tell BOSSY about this.” Which seemed a little strange, but then I remembered that she’d made the kickass video of her with my John, and you’d think I’d have been jealous, but I wasn’t.
I did, however, wake up.
Dammit.
(He’s on my laminated list, I’m totally allowed to dream about him.)





March 5th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Yes. Quite the looker, I agree.
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March 5th, 2008 at 8:24 am
You… had me going… I was swooning.
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March 5th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Yummo, he can park his shoes under my bed any time he likes. Just so long as he doesn’t mind sharing with the twins… and occasionally one or all of the other five.
Hawt is right.
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March 5th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Yow. They say that waking up is hard to do.
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March 5th, 2008 at 8:37 am
How can you not be in love with Lloyd? I think everybody must be.
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March 5th, 2008 at 8:37 am
That man is freaking sexay. I’ve loved him since Say Anything, although I think everyone can say the same thing.
March 5th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Basking in the aura of a yummy dream – what a way to start the day! Good taste, too.
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March 5th, 2008 at 10:53 am
I luvs me some John Cusack! Nice reference to the laminated list.
Good call.
March 5th, 2008 at 10:53 am
My ten year old daughter and her friends just watched High Fidelity… and at the end, I heard one of her friends say…’I do not see what all the fuss about this OLD guy is all about?’
Somehow, that was just wrong…
March 5th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Hahaha! I have a thing for Seth Green…anyway, one morning I woke up to the sound of his voice in my BEDROOM. Unfortunately, he happened to be on the episode of Sesame Street BubTar was watching and NOT live in person. Drat.
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March 5th, 2008 at 11:03 am
He’s adorable. He’s from Chicago. I keep thinking that I am so going to run into him on the plane or in O’Horror or something!
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March 5th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Hey, get out of my dream ;o)
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March 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
*drool* What is it about that guy??
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March 5th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
*sob*
You are having better dreams than me. All I get to do is dream about work, things going wrong at home, or other horrible topics. No fair…
*stomping off to sulk now…*
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March 5th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
i gotta admit that your dreams sound hotter than either of mine—one with kevin spacey wearing the jumpsuit from the usual suspects and the one wear anthony hopkins was my gynecologist who lived in a cave carved out of the side of a mountain.
permission to laugh.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
ok, i’m an idiot. i should have written, “where.” i are stoopid.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Um, yeah he’s hot.
Mine were totally invaded by Criss Angel. Um, hello wtf?
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March 5th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I’m glad you dreamt about him and not me! Now, Sherly Crow, that would work for me…she’s my age, single, and I’ve got twice the balls that Lance Armstrong had! So there!
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March 5th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
He really is a fine specimen of a man…sexy, sometimes awkward, manly, quirky, mmm, mmm, good.
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March 5th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Lovely dream. Yummy.
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March 5th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
hee hee, you had me going there for a while!
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March 5th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
That is hysterical!!
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March 5th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
silly girl….
I knew you were joking when I read the word “macking”
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March 5th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
I totally believed you–thinking wow–that’s so cool!
Ha-ha!!
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March 5th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
i adore him. especially in the movie where he was the hitman in detroit…what was that called?
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March 5th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
John *sigh* Cusack *sigh*
He is so on my list.
I was hating on you for a minute when I thought you REALLY got to kiss John *sigh* Cusack *sigh*.
He was hot as a teenager and I still think he has it in Must Love Dogs.
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March 5th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
You had me at John Cusack.
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March 5th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
On my list too!!
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March 6th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Maybe the whole John Cusack fixation is some kind of requirement of growing up in the 80s.
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March 6th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Ah! You are funny! Clever and entertaining! He is quite the looker….
March 6th, 2008 at 1:41 am
yum. just yum.
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March 6th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Better to dream of John than Joan
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March 6th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Mmmm. I used to have nice dreams about Kiefer Sutherland. But John Cusack’s a good one, too.
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March 6th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
You are SUCH a bitch. I can’t believe he was with you last night b/c he was with me just last week. How DARE he.
And he’s on my laminated list, too, so maybe we can get together on this one.
March 6th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Get yer hands offa my man, Wondertwin.
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March 6th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
You lucky lady.
I’m new enough to your blog (just subscribed today and used to visit sporadically) that as I started reading it I thought it might be true!
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March 7th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
don’t you be messin’ wit MY MAN!

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March 7th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
You had me at great kisser…
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