I loved hanging out with my boyfriend, John Cusack He was hawt, great kisser, tall, great kisser, gentle, great kisser, funny …
It was a warm summer afternoon, the wind was blowing my hair around us as we sat outside mackin’ on each other. Happy girl I was.
I’d known John forever and ever and was so comfortable around him – he was John, but just happened to have a lucrative movie career. We were just a normal couple.
As I basked in the glory of this perfect union and what a lucky, lucky girl I was, I had the thought – “I totally have to tell BOSSY about this.” Which seemed a little strange, but then I remembered that she’d made the kickass video of her with my John, and you’d think I’d have been jealous, but I wasn’t.
I did, however, wake up.
Dammit.
(He’s on my laminated list, I’m totally allowed to dream about him.)
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Angela
Yes. Quite the looker, I agree.
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susiej
You… had me going… I was swooning.
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Tiffany
Yummo, he can park his shoes under my bed any time he likes. Just so long as he doesn’t mind sharing with the twins… and occasionally one or all of the other five.
Hawt is right.
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witchypoo
Yow. They say that waking up is hard to do.
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Anglophile Football Fanatic
How can you not be in love with Lloyd? I think everybody must be.
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Jennifer
That man is freaking sexay. I’ve loved him since Say Anything, although I think everyone can say the same thing.
Cricket
Basking in the aura of a yummy dream – what a way to start the day! Good taste, too.
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sarah
I luvs me some John Cusack! Nice reference to the laminated list. 🙂 Good call.
Pendullum
My ten year old daughter and her friends just watched High Fidelity… and at the end, I heard one of her friends say…’I do not see what all the fuss about this OLD guy is all about?’
Somehow, that was just wrong…
Kyla
Hahaha! I have a thing for Seth Green…anyway, one morning I woke up to the sound of his voice in my BEDROOM. Unfortunately, he happened to be on the episode of Sesame Street BubTar was watching and NOT live in person. Drat.
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Ree
He’s adorable. He’s from Chicago. I keep thinking that I am so going to run into him on the plane or in O’Horror or something!
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Liz
Hey, get out of my dream ;o)
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Bren
*drool* What is it about that guy??
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RC
*sob*
You are having better dreams than me. All I get to do is dream about work, things going wrong at home, or other horrible topics. No fair…
*stomping off to sulk now…*
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liv
i gotta admit that your dreams sound hotter than either of mine—one with kevin spacey wearing the jumpsuit from the usual suspects and the one wear anthony hopkins was my gynecologist who lived in a cave carved out of the side of a mountain.
permission to laugh.
liv
ok, i’m an idiot. i should have written, “where.” i are stoopid.
flutter
Um, yeah he’s hot.
Mine were totally invaded by Criss Angel. Um, hello wtf?
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VE
I’m glad you dreamt about him and not me! Now, Sherly Crow, that would work for me…she’s my age, single, and I’ve got twice the balls that Lance Armstrong had! So there!
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Jennifer
He really is a fine specimen of a man…sexy, sometimes awkward, manly, quirky, mmm, mmm, good.
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Kristen
Lovely dream. Yummy.
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Jenty
hee hee, you had me going there for a while!
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MP
That is hysterical!!
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Kara
silly girl….
I knew you were joking when I read the word “macking”
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Lisa Tobin
I totally believed you–thinking wow–that’s so cool!
Ha-ha!!
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zoe
i adore him. especially in the movie where he was the hitman in detroit…what was that called?
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Toni
John *sigh* Cusack *sigh*
He is so on my list.
I was hating on you for a minute when I thought you REALLY got to kiss John *sigh* Cusack *sigh*.
He was hot as a teenager and I still think he has it in Must Love Dogs.
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HRH
You had me at John Cusack.
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Margaret
On my list too!!
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LSM
Maybe the whole John Cusack fixation is some kind of requirement of growing up in the 80s.
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nanci
Ah! You are funny! Clever and entertaining! He is quite the looker….
janet
yum. just yum.
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the egel nest
Better to dream of John than Joan 🙂
Bradley
The Egel Nest
Sarcastic Mom
Mmmm. I used to have nice dreams about Kiefer Sutherland. But John Cusack’s a good one, too.
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A Whole Lot of Nothing
You are SUCH a bitch. I can’t believe he was with you last night b/c he was with me just last week. How DARE he.
And he’s on my laminated list, too, so maybe we can get together on this one.
The Other Dawn
Get yer hands offa my man, Wondertwin.
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Amy
You lucky lady.
I’m new enough to your blog (just subscribed today and used to visit sporadically) that as I started reading it I thought it might be true!
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wrekehavoc
don’t you be messin’ wit MY MAN!
😉
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Judith Shakespeare
You had me at great kisser…
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