I?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢m a pretty intervention free kind of pregnant woman.
Alex has till 840am on Tuesday before the gentlest of the medical type interventions begin.
So if you?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢d wanna say a prayer or whatever that this boy decides he wants out between now and then?¢‚Ç¨¬¶. In the words of Bill Lumbergh – ?¢‚Ç¨?ìThat?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢d be greeeeeaaaat.?¢‚Ç¨¬ù
On the flip side of the medical interventions are those we can try at home. Nipple stimulation, sex (semen apparently has prostaglandins in it that can ripen the cervix – although why no one thinks this is concerning the other 14 months of pregnancy I?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢m not sure) and orgasms specifically.
Well, at least I?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢ll know how to use that breast pump when I actually have a kid to feed.
Is it bad to look up naughtiness on google as soon as your husband leaves the house? How the hell do you explain that? Yes son, I got myself off but it was all for you? WTF mate?
I told Scout today in the sonogram room that we might have to sign up for some strategically engineered mercy sex. ?¢‚Ç¨?ìGet it up, put it in, get it off?¢‚Ç¨¬¶..?¢‚Ç¨¬ù I told him I?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢d even play some very special Liz Phair in the background for him ?¢‚Ç¨¬¶. mood music if you will. (Seriously, you have to click the link to get the joke.)
Ahhhhh romance, ahhh candor, ahhhh TMI : )