Originally posted April 20, 2007.

I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m a pretty intervention free kind of pregnant woman.

Alex has till 840am on Tuesday before the gentlest of the medical type interventions begin.

So if you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d wanna say a prayer or whatever that this boy decides he wants out between now and then?¢‚Ǩ¬¶. In the words of Bill Lumbergh – ?¢‚Ǩ?ìThat?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d be greeeeeaaaat.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù

On the flip side of the medical interventions are those we can try at home. Nipple stimulation, sex (semen apparently has prostaglandins in it that can ripen the cervix – although why no one thinks this is concerning the other 14 months of pregnancy I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m not sure) and orgasms specifically.

Well, at least I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll know how to use that breast pump when I actually have a kid to feed.

Is it bad to look up naughtiness on google as soon as your husband leaves the house? How the hell do you explain that? Yes son, I got myself off but it was all for you? WTF mate?

I told Scout today in the sonogram room that we might have to sign up for some strategically engineered mercy sex. ?¢‚Ǩ?ìGet it up, put it in, get it off?¢‚Ǩ¬¶..?¢‚Ǩ¬ù I told him I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d even play some very special Liz Phair in the background for him ?¢‚Ǩ¬¶. mood music if you will. (Seriously, you have to click the link to get the joke.)

Ahhhhh romance, ahhh candor, ahhhh TMI : )