Excerpt from a recent email conversation btw Scout and I (italics are my commentary)

Me:

Call Kaiser’s old pediatrican’s office and see what you need to fax for release (I then supply numbers like a good wife.)

Alex tinkled on the big boy potty. (Yes, we already put the baby on the potty – I’m home all day, it breaks the monotony of the diapers.)

Scout:

Called pediatrician.?Ǭ† Got answering machine.

Just need Kaiser’s medical records, correct??Ǭ† (Obviously not mine as they didn’t treat me.)

Yea Alex!!!!?Ǭ† for tinkles in the potty.

Me:

yeah, just alex’s records. guess it would help if i gave you a fax number
(supplied fax number here)

alex is now in boobies t shirt taking 3rd bad/too short/grumpybutt nap of the day. after a SECOND potty tinkle!

Jesus. What has happened to us?

Here. Just to balance out all the tinkle talk.

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