Kaiser Mommy

Choose Joy. Every Time.

Just a normal day

I know ya’ll hate the repeat post, but I still love this post. I remember feeling so … so sure about needing to remember what day it was, and reading around to other blogs while Alex slept by me. And hey, cute pic of my kid from one year ago… Today was just a normal day. We woke. We took a photo. We got lost in town. We went to.. Read More

Whew – I needed that!

Once upon a time, there was a dorky girl who went to high school. A few years later, there was a reunion. She strangely had fun at events like this, and she was less dorky in recent years, so she decided to head westward to attend the shindig of the year. Her (awesome, hot, well hung, funny, best ever) husband declined to attend with her AND stated he would keep.. Read More

Kaiser Alex addresses his public on his 16th month birthday

Oh my adoring public. I’ve missed you. No really. I’ve missed you. But to jump right in, 3 events have kept me from you these long, long months. 1. Mommy’s email “crapped out”, 2. Mommy’s camera “crapped out”. 3. My Grandpa died in March. Mommy has been too busy designing tshirts that say “SUCK IT SPRING 2008” to help me write to you all. But here I am, back and.. Read More

Rick Rolled Redux

Man, I wish I would have had this last week when I posted for Loralee. A billion thanks to CityMama for tweeting this.

164.5 Redux

I hate this number. During the 15 year awkward period I had (ages 8-22), I didn’t pick up on the transition from getting larger clothes because I was growing taller to getting larger clothes because I was growing fatter. When I was 20, I hit my top weight of 164. I don’t remember how I felt specifically. I don’t really remember how I looked. This really was just more of.. Read More

How to get your baby to sleep

(Brilliance from my friend Red, who is now Mrs. Tater. ‘Bout damn time.) *** I have a friend who is a lawyer. She is not married (BUT SHE’D LIKE TO BE. HINT HINT – oh…. excuse me Tater…. my bad). We were talking (IM) about baby sleep because of a conversation I’d had in yoga yesterday (more on that at a different time. I like my can of worms closed.. Read More

Signin’ off

I’m off to live la vida dial up for the next several days – fun times. Cleaning out the largest collection of Playboys in the midwest – also fun times. So, miss me, love me, and I leave you with this link to a deep thought. Click here if you love me. (Loralee, this one’s for you.)

New Stuff

Lookit! The Header is made by the lovely VDog and her friend Karen. Isn’t it awesome? And remember about a month ago when I forgot I had a blog? It’s cuz I was knitting. Non.Stop. I have a bunch of hats I’m going to try to sell local, but for the rest, I have set up an etsy store. I got a good response at BlogHer from what I sold.. Read More

Bloggy Giveaways Carnival at kaiseralex.com

We have a winner! Qtpies7 for the PC and Kimberly for the Mac! Welcome to kaiseralex.com! Here we go – for one Mac User and one PC User – we have some BlogHer Swag just for you! The PC Swag bag contains: 1 Scholastic bag, 3 samples Bath and Body Works products, Norton 360 for PC, Embrace Your Grace Tshirt, Macy’s coupon, chocolate, Dentaburst stuff, TNT DVD, Kinderprint kit, 2.. Read More

Bob the Builder ain’t got nuttin’ on me.

You know how you can live in a place and be in a place every day and then all the sudden you realize omgwtf this is FILTHY and you’ve just realized it’s FILTHY *AND* you realize you’ve written a big ole run on sentence? So this doesn’t look TERRIBLE Until you compare it to the other side (less trampled on) side of the room Then ya start going hmmm…… perhaps.. Read More