Kaiser Mommy

For some reason, this post over at Manager Mom made me think of this story. The set up: Once there was a young boy named Ben. He was six and way too smart for his own good. (I loved this kiddo, he could give examples of “random” when he was four years old. Cracked me up.) Ben was interested in his body and he asked his Mom to tell him.. Read More

This is the most important question I have ever asked of you. Are you ready to answer? Do you think you can help me out? Wait for it.   Wait for it.     Okay.         … NOW! What color should I paint my toenails? A-Rose at Dawn… Broke by Noon Chick Flick Cherry Dancing in the Isles Italian Love Affair Who Comes Up with these Names?.. Read More

Remember when I asked you what I should buy, and you ALL had LOTS of opinions that I loved reading about because some of you liked them all, some of you hated them all, some of you loved one and others hated the same one with an equal passion? It was the DEFINITION of awesometastic. (Also, remember when I used to use punctuation and didn’t run on sentences for-ev-ah?) Today.. Read More

(sorry, I hit publish too soon.) Okay, take your pick. Which would you buy for me if you had unlimited funds and wanted to cheer me up? (AnnTaylor.com) (Bravissimo.com) (BlueCanoe.com) Short and sweet post today, I’m busily working on a little somethin’ somethin’. Why don’t ya’ll go check out Audubon Ron’s recent Rosewood entries in the meantime 🙂

Oh sweet mercy. Remember the mighty battle cry? (Clicking the bling takes you to the original post.)   Remember this picture?   This has turned into a regular occurrence. I’ve gotta get my hawt back on. Help me, help me. Send me links, give me advice. How do I find my hawt again? Where can it be?        

This is my story. It happened a couple years ago, but gets told in the present tense. I can only imagine how this would go with Alex in the mix. Why would I ever sit at my computer in a bikini top, shorts and the highest pair of boots in Scout’s closet I could find you ask? There is a MOUSE in my House. I was innocently sitting here working.. Read More

On the road again. Me n the Kaiser, 560 miles. Back to the land of crazy. I’m writing to you from the CUTEST Days Inn on the planet. It’s the Lodge style with big wood beds and the throw pillows have freaking BEARS on them. Alex is trying to climb the ladder back bed. There was popcorn in the lobby, so we got a bag and sat on the bed.. Read More

Click the link to see more participants! One year ago today, this little guy had a due date. He ignored it and proceeded on his own time frame. Nothing has changed yet! The big boy carseat. Somehow he looks older to me here. Here’s he’s sleeping – look at his feet 🙂 (my flash has been acting up – sorry it’s so dark)

(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus) 147 Yes, that has five syllables?Ǭ† I love you, my scale?Ǭ†

… or just think like one … from my friend Dorothy, who was stuck at DTW. Dedicated to Hotfessional.

Hellooooo? Is anyone home?? No? Well the door was open, I wonder if Dawn wanted me to let myself in? Well I promised I would check in on the place while she was gone, so I guess I should. Wow…will ya get a look at this place? Look at all the beautiful pictures. That Alex is sure a cute kid. Mom’s not so bad either. What a brave woman to.. Read More