Kaiser Mommy

Your Preppy Name Is… Pomeroy Steele Holden the Fourth But most people know you as Buffy What’s Your Preppy Name? Feel free to refer to me as Buffy in all our correspondence now. As a side note – Alex started crawling on Thursday. It seems to be helping him fall asleep better – last night he was grizzly and fighting sleep till he crawled up on Scout’s chest and fell.. Read More

Nursery decorating part one: Pottery Barn Kids curtains. Bed Bath and Beyond hardware. And I swear ya’lls, I should have taken photos and blogged how effing long it took me to get the thing out of the package. It was hermetically sealed in scissor deflecting plastic bordered by cardboard. It took me longer to get the thing out of the package than it did to attach to the wall. No.. Read More

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Unintentional Darth Tater flashing:

Okay, so I’m actually more or less at post 200, but you’ll forgive me if I only give 100 things about me – really, I’m just looking out for you. 1. I have turned 27. 2. More than once. 3. Scout and I were married 9 years, 1 month, and 14 days after our first kiss. 4. I knew he was my lobster before he knew he was my lobster… Read More

Got tagged from Modified Mummy, SAHMmy and Sarcastic Mom! Eight Things I am Passionate About – keeping Alex healthy – spending money responsibly – organic food – organic cotton (okay, I’m working on it) – everyone deserves a home – everyone deserves health care – everyone deserves to communicate – I deserve a full night of sleep sometime before I die … ooo slick segue … Eight Things I Want.. Read More

Officially, it was last week – as Mary Alice and Jen planned. And I was actually working on it. Last week. On Thursday. It was even ON my calendar. But I forgot it was Thursday. You know, Mom brain. So, now that it’s Thursday again … I’ve learned how to knit hats, on circular needles. Alex has been sleeping on me for naps (still). I have a ton of old.. Read More

Totally didn’t know this was going on. I only recognized blogs from humor, parenting and …. gossip….

OMG. Remember the Always post from a while back? The genius letter I wish I would have written? Well, they didn’t learn a flinging flanging thing! There is now a commercial where the pad is on a saddle like a bucking bronco and it’s a country theme and at the end it says “Have a happy period!” What would be better marketing tactics? I’m personally thinking free chocolate with purchase… Read More

There’s a history to this meme here: Now, my reading really runs more the Dorothea Benton Frank, Jackie Collins (70s – 80s vintage) and LaVyrle Spencer – so I’m going to have to brainwash dazzle ya’ll to show you that I can actually read some books too. Guh, why can’t this be from movies … I could rock the casbah. 10. Daniel Cleaver – Bridget Jones’ Diary – Helen Fielding.. Read More

I got some very unexpected shiny bling from Walks Far Woman. Which I’ve been slow at getting acknowledged and posted. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I’m passing this on to Dawn of TwoShews because I luff her name, I luff her kids pix, I luff her glasses, and she’s gettin’ a new Mutt Bowl this month, and if anything ever deserved a pretty pink award, it’s a shiny new.. Read More

Get down wit yo bad self, Alex! Hm. Now what could this stuff be? (Note his mouth is open in this shot.) I turn around a minute later to this: That’s my boy! Sniff!

So, say I needed to submit 3 writing samples of things I’ve written … would you, by chance, tell me what, if anything, I’ve written that you might recommend I use? And. I’m doing NaNoWriMo AND NaBloPoMo. Have I lost my ever loving mind? Nah, but I’ll bet ya’ll will be reading some novel excerpts 🙂 So today, I’m keeping it short, ‘cuz you’ll be hearing PLENTY from me in.. Read More