* Mr. Lady at Whiskey in my sippy cup answered my interview questions, and OMG is she funny. She even pays homage to my boobie fascination, go check her out and give her some love.

I got tagged by Jennifer for my first meme. I think blog meme’s are fun for two reasons: 1) I don’t care if it’s supposed to rhyme with ‘dream’, I always read it me-me – cuz it’s all about … me me me 2) Isn’t my entire blog all about me? Anyway, Jennifer would like me to channel this randomness into some actual linear fashion so here goes. Let’s see if I can follow the rules (for once).

List one fact, word or tidbit that is somehow relevant to your life for each letter of your first or middle name. You can theme it to your blog or make it general. Then tag one person for each letter of your name.

D – I am a D-cup wanna be. If I ever actually fit into a D cup, I will probably bore you with scantily clad photographs of myself. As opposed to this, of course. I’m gonna lose this mommy weight – 161 today. (Slow but sure. The Peanut Butter custard gets in the way.)

A – Artsy fartsy. I have an entire closet of crafty stuff. I just need to get to use them more. I have more knitting projects in progress than I can immediately count. Then there’s the scrapbooking, the cross stitch….

W – Willful. Synonymous with Stubborn. It’s gotten me everything important in my life – degree, husband, baby. It does not, however, seem to establish the correct way to hang the toilet paper in the master bathroom. Someday.

N – Nail biter. I’m not proud of this, but I’m a lifetime nail biter. And not just a little bit of a nibbler, full on shred the nails biter. I’ve grown out my nails less than five times in my life, I love them and I look so good with them… but all it takes is one bad/bored/stressed hour and they are all gone. It was seriously easier to quit smoking than to break this habit.

If you’ve read this far, please consider this your chance to be tagged – so you can either swerve and miss my hand flailing out to tag you, or you can come and give me a big ole hug and accept the tag.