Okay, so using an actual football based pick formula last week was a mega FAIL! This week is a rock paper scissors type pick formula – and here are the rules.

Human mascots beat Animal mascots

Animal mascots beat Fish and Winged mascots

Fish and Winged mascots beat Human mascots

Tiebreaker goes to the scarier mascot.

Picks in bold ital.

San Diego Chargers @ Buffalo Bills (Electrocution beats …. what’s a Bill?) (oh here we go again. FAIL.)
New Orleans Saints @ Carolina Panthers (FAIL)
Minnesota Vikings @ Chicago Bears (FAIL)
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals (thank you Pittsburgh)
Tennessee Titans @ Kansas City Chiefs (cuz really, like KC will win) (Well obviously)
Baltimore Ravens @ Miami Dolphins (Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore”) (Poe was right)
San Francisco 49’ers @ NY Giants (sweet)
Dallas Cowboys@ St. Louis Rams (screw you Romo. And Johnson.)
Detroit Lions @ Houston Texans (again, thank you to Detroit for consistent suckage)
Indianapolis Colts @ Green Bay Packers (excellente!)
NY Jets @ Oakland Raiders (FAIL)
Cleveland Browns @ Washington Redskins (what’s a Brown?) (yay!)
Seattle Seahawks @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (awesome)

Denver Broncos @ New England Patriots