Week Nineteen of Lotus?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ weekly winners meme. Click the link to see more participants! We bought Alex’s new carseat, and thanks to Jen, we saved 80 bucks on it. Whoo! Forbes and Mrs. Forbes took advantage of it and got theirs on sale too! Thanks Jen! ?Ǭ†But I gotta ask. What is “ass travel for children”? ?Ǭ† Next up, apparently my ass is moving into my boobs and I.. Read More
So, I decided to go all nutty and send love and jewelry to each of the four participants from the last challenge. So to LSM,?Ǭ† tpgoddess, Grandy and Sandy (Momisodes), shoot me an email at dawn at kaiseralex dot com and we’ll talk springy bling 🙂 With travel the next couple of weeks, I’m gonna set Showin’ off on haitus for a weeks. I’ll be back with ideas soon though… Read More
(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus) crazy ass week ahead five states, sadly nothing new lots of fam to see there’s dirty house mom dad and the horrible rat but new baby too! at dial ups mercy i will be. while my hubs is paying for boobie (yes, scout has a stag party to plan. i’m helping the dirty old man) my.. Read More
Alex babbled mama and dadad yesterday. I know it’s just a fluke, but he’s babbling them, and it’s really nice to hear. Even if I do have to sit back and go ,”omgwtf I’M the MOM.” I wonder what his first words will be. I wonder exactly what my first words were. I don’t know for sure because there are two versions to the story. Version 1. We lived over.. Read More
I see the cool kids (Redneck Mommy, Mrs. Flinger, OTJ) are doing it and I want in. I think it originated with Sweetney, but I’m not sure, I’m just jumping in. (the fact I love the word “truthiness” also a plus here) I was planning to do this, then got up Saturday morning and realized my hair had morphed into the most awesometastic style ever created by a pillow, and.. Read More
Deacon: Alex sounds just like Little Deacon 1 Me: I don’t know how we ended up with such stubborn kids Deacon: Must be from our spouses Me: Clearly they didn’t get it from you and I At this point I’m pretty sure our respective spouses had rendered themselves blind from the excessive eyerolling. Which is silly, cuz we aren’t stubborn. This conversation from siblings who got in a huge disagreement.. Read More
Beginning Previous LaVerne spent her first night in the house sitting by the front door. The air smelled like damp summertime. The air was cool, and a little balmy. It was mid May, lilacs were blooming, there were stars in the sky. It was a beautiful night by anyone’s standards, it was beautiful to her because it had been so long since she had felt night air on her skin… Read More
I was so funny this week that Psychicgeek gave me her Peep of the Week award for a comment I made on her blog! I won $50 to Good for the Kids! I spent it well and THEN I went and spent more so that Lotus could get some financial love from Alex’s birthday present. Want to give Lotus love??Ǭ† Click here for how to help. And finally, I’m looking.. Read More
Oh sweet readers. I’m so glad I told you TWO weeks ago that I was going to paint my toes and get my feet ready for summer. Don’t you just know I painted them at 9pm on Friday night? I can at least say that I have improved the status of my feet, thanks to this challenge. What are you doing to get ready for the season change? (Click the.. Read More
(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus) once upon a time i would sprawl in bed with my breasts all hanging out used to be signal to scout for lovin’, now it’s just milk for alex
Ya’ll have met my Loter right? The uber Sarcastic Mom? What? She doesn’t splay her limbs out seductively for you? Just me? Right on. Just as it should be! Well. My girl is having a run of luck that is more like a run of suck, and I’m not talking suck of a fun kind of time (such as a GLOW JOB) I’m talking a moldy, haywire thyroid, rock/hard place/monsoon/typhoon/threesome.. Read More
After a crap night of sleep, I rolled out of bed, with just enough time to get clothes on for yoga, dress the Kaiser and haul ass out the door. I was proud of myself for putting on pink yoga pants with a dark pink sweater and looking rather cute in spite of the no time to get ready. Nails bitten off (thanks to Project Clustertrauma (which I will get.. Read More
Shocking, I know. Me? Talk about my boobs? Never! Step back with me to avoid the lightning strike as a result of my lying. Lotus asked us to talk about our experiences in feeding our children with our boobies or with bottles while our children still mauled our boobies anyway, cuz that what babies tend to do it seems. (At least it explains why Alex continues to grab at Scout’s.. Read More