Kaiser Mommy

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Football! I’m gonna win!

I’ve used my FF stats to pick two weeks, I used the alphabet to pick last week. This week I’m picking by winning records. You know, using actual football to predict. Huh. Winners boldital Baltimore v Indy Miami v Houston Chicago v Atlanta Detroit v Minnesota Oakland v Nawlins Cinci v Jets Carolina v Tampa STL v Washington Jax v Denver Dallas v AZ Philly v SF Green Bay v.. Read More

Football picks again.

I was going to finally post all the politics that have been in my brain, but instead, I’m posting football picks. I’m a maverick that way. The last two weeks I’ve used actual football stuff to make my picks and I’ve come in at about 50%. So screw it. This week I’m going alphabetical. Winner in italics – in case you are too drunk to remember the alphabet … oh.. Read More

Are you ready for some Trent Green?

I luff Trent. And he’s playing again. For the Rams. His hometown team. Go Trent! Last week I based my picks on quarterback and had a pitiful outcome. This week I’ll base my picks on the big Defense and see if that helps any. (Losers are struck out) WEEK FOUR GAMES ATLANTA @ CAROLINA (wow! I bet I do great this week!) CLEVELAND @ CINCINNATI (nnnope) HOUSTON @ JACKSONVILLE (sweet!).. Read More

Are you ready for some football?!?

I’m out to kick the asses of others in the league using a variety of strategies. This week’s strategy is actually based on some actual football – I predict the winners using my yahoo fantasy football predictions of highest scoring quarterbacks this week. (Winners bold and italic) ARIZONA @ WASHINGTON (Whee! I got one right!) CAROLINA @ MINNESOTA (Nope) HOUSTON @ TENNESSEE (Nope) MIAMI @ NEW ENGLAND (wtf? Nope) OAKLAND.. Read More

Psst…

I got paid – PAID – to review something – let the heavens open up and SING – wanna read it? Please? Clicking Here Will Make You Lose Ten Pounds. (Notice I did not specify ten pounds of what.)

Just a normal day

I know ya’ll hate the repeat post, but I still love this post. I remember feeling so … so sure about needing to remember what day it was, and reading around to other blogs while Alex slept by me. And hey, cute pic of my kid from one year ago… Today was just a normal day. We woke. We took a photo. We got lost in town. We went to.. Read More

Whew – I needed that!

Once upon a time, there was a dorky girl who went to high school. A few years later, there was a reunion. She strangely had fun at events like this, and she was less dorky in recent years, so she decided to head westward to attend the shindig of the year. Her (awesome, hot, well hung, funny, best ever) husband declined to attend with her AND stated he would keep.. Read More

Kaiser Alex addresses his public on his 16th month birthday

Oh my adoring public. I’ve missed you. No really. I’ve missed you. But to jump right in, 3 events have kept me from you these long, long months. 1. Mommy’s email “crapped out”, 2. Mommy’s camera “crapped out”. 3. My Grandpa died in March. Mommy has been too busy designing tshirts that say “SUCK IT SPRING 2008” to help me write to you all. But here I am, back and.. Read More

The Butterfly Lover and the Man Who Loved Her

When I was in grad school, one of my responsibilities was seeing clients in our clinic for speech therapy. We had to have so many adult and so many pediatric hours. I was dead set on getting a peds internship, so I begged and begged for adult hours in the clinic. I knew of the Butterfly Lover and the Man Who Loved Her only by reputation. We went to their.. Read More