Kaiser Mommy

Choose Joy. Every Time.

Melancholy Part Two

Joke on me: Scout and Alex and I went walking with a friend tonight. That walk? Oh. The Relay for Life. For the Cancer. On Fathers Day weekend. The hits just keep on comin’

From the Archives – The Good Body

Originally posted June 11, 2007 During our final teacher meeting on Friday, we were told that our school psych (who is rather tiring) was going to introduce two speech/debate students to do a dramatic interp (I can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t remember which category it was, but this is close) that she and several others had found quite moving and thought we should all see. Now I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m not really one to drag out a.. Read More

Uh oh.

Oh boy. A few steps yesterday – running today. God help me.

Sunday Update

Still Knitting. No pictures yet. But OMG I’m all coked out in etsy organic yarny goodness. If anyone knows how to get the little widget that lets me link in my sidebar to my fave etsys, lemme know. It was pork tenderloin. The spotted dick captions were um … spot on 🙂 And thanks for all your votes. 🙂

How do you decide?

So Lotus is trying to remove the Evil One from the life that she and her son and husband share. I told her my binary system for determining how I should proceed with Alex: tears = actual crying (which he rarely does) = help him out however he needs no tears = tantrum = let the little shit fend for himself, mama needs a drink and some private time with.. Read More

Haiku Mumble Mumble….

(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus) No time to haiku My yarn arrived in my box Heh. Heh. I said box!

The Importance of a Properly Fitting Bra

Look, it can make or break your look. I love the statistics of how so many women are wearing the wrong size bra, and then it never fails I get some idiot fitter who keeps telling me I can go up in the band to compensate for my cup size just so they can make a sale when they don’t carry my actual size. Even when trying to find a.. Read More

If Yarn Were Meth I’d Have No Teeth. Part One.

Which one would you be/are you drooling the most over? a. from Laughing Rat at etsy b. ?Ǭ† from StashUpYarns at etsy c. from larkspurfunnyfarm at etsy My answer? Whichever one lands in my hot little hands first. How about you?

mmm. Vampires!

Little known factoid about me. I love me some vampire goodness. I could totally be her: He’s TOTALLY on my laminated list (even though my husband is hotter): Loved this book: (and NO Janet – this book is SO not Roo appropriate!) Janet’s Roo is hooked on these books: and then Scout goes and shows me this link where he has a friend who’s a real live author who has.. Read More