Kaiser Mommy

He was innocently napping. And then . . .  

Oh boy. A few steps yesterday – running today. God help me.

Still Knitting. No pictures yet. But OMG I’m all coked out in etsy organic yarny goodness. If anyone knows how to get the little widget that lets me link in my sidebar to my fave etsys, lemme know. It was pork tenderloin. The spotted dick captions were um … spot on 🙂 And thanks for all your votes. 🙂

So Lotus is trying to remove the Evil One from the life that she and her son and husband share. I told her my binary system for determining how I should proceed with Alex: tears = actual crying (which he rarely does) = help him out however he needs no tears = tantrum = let the little shit fend for himself, mama needs a drink and some private time with.. Read More

(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus) No time to haiku My yarn arrived in my box Heh. Heh. I said box!

  Anyone want to give a shot at captioning this?   (ps. Go here and vote for #9)

Which one would you be/are you drooling the most over? a. from Laughing Rat at etsy b. ?Ǭ† from StashUpYarns at etsy c. from larkspurfunnyfarm at etsy My answer? Whichever one lands in my hot little hands first. How about you?

Little known factoid about me. I love me some vampire goodness. I could totally be her: He’s TOTALLY on my laminated list (even though my husband is hotter): Loved this book: (and NO Janet – this book is SO not Roo appropriate!) Janet’s Roo is hooked on these books: and then Scout goes and shows me this link where he has a friend who’s a real live author who has.. Read More

Click the link to see more participants!   I’m at long last taking care of business First, my Pay it Forward to Kim of frogpondsrock goes a warm scarf – purple of course to magpie a scarf made from bamboo (the blue is less intense than this) and to Sheila of Rhymes with Javelin a chenille scarf Next is the wine rack to my lovely friend at Something Permanent and.. Read More

(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus)   I took your advice. “I’m Not Really a Waitress” My bright red toenails.   I looked high and low for “Chick Flick Cherry” to use This will have to do.   (now from Scout’s point of view) Tell wife toes r nice “Pretty toes, Dawn. Do you like?” Thank God she’s happy.

It’s a fun one. Not quite as fun as nail polish polls (which, by the way, I ended up shopping a 50% off the clearance price for clothes instead of getting the pedi yet), but still fun. I adore the Perfect Post awards that Suburban Turmoil and Petroville host each month. Today they sent out the announcement for the next round of awards. I’ve been so brain dead that I.. Read More

I stole it from Kelley. But since Scout and I have listened to it nonstop since she posted it, I’ve just gotta post it. Tomorrow’s post may well be another homage to this. Enjoy!

The scene: 6 friends who have knownveach other long enough that we remember when we were stretch mark free virgins. Plenty of alcoholic beverages to loosen the conversation. “This is the best rimmer I’ve ever had.” “Her feet turn in, how do you get to be Miss Missouri if your feet turn in?” “The only reason he wants to be a priest is so people will invite him over for.. Read More