Veronica got me all dreamy today, so I thought I’d write a little story of a fantasy day. I woke gently, to the sound and smell of fresh rain. The room was slightly cold, but not too much. I snuggled closer to Scout, as he held baby Kaiser gently in his arms. He shifted against me and we fell asleep for a snooze in our comfortable, little boy pee free.. Read More
* Mr. Lady at Whiskey in my sippy cup answered my interview questions, and OMG is she funny. She even pays homage to my boobie fascination, go check her out and give her some love. I got tagged by Jennifer for my first meme. I think blog meme’s are fun for two reasons: 1) I don’t care if it’s supposed to rhyme with ‘dream’, I always read it me-me –.. Read More
I’ve been awarded bling. You wouldn’t think that a small graphic could make me smile so wide – but it really does. In the words of Sally Fields “If mother’s ruled the world….” no, no, not that one. This one: You like me! You really like me! First, Jackie gave me this sexy little bling: Which I would like to also pass on to Mrs. Flipphead who has spent many.. Read More
Dear reader, I love my iPhoto, but today it’s being an (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted). As you can tell, my header is different, since it is the Kaiser’s 5 month birthday, I thought I would post a new header photo. For some reason when I crop it to constrain to 770×200 it makes it LOOK like it’s doing it, however it’s still full pixels, which means when I post it.. Read More
Bra shopping was a complete success. Mrs. Forbes and I entered the store with our two strollers and watched business come to an immediate halt as the baby gushing began. I browsed the drawer for my size and pulled out five that seemed like likely candidates. This bra was the only winner. I got it in blue, it’s so pretty. I had them go look for anything else that might.. Read More
There’s a little cloud over our home tonight. Scout and I spent the last five days having drinks and laughing and talking to our friends. Our friends. In person. In their home. In our home. We spent two nights with my brother Forbes and family. When we arrived home in the land of the vices we had the Taters waiting for us. The Taters took their time falling for our.. Read More
We went to eat the other night – we’ll call the place Bob’s. Hostess (as she’s walking us to our table): Have you ever eaten at Bob’s before? Me: no Hostess: So is this your first time? I paused for a moment, hoping she would realize what she’d said. I mean, we all say stupid things. She didn’t get it.
I’m whoring for free again. But I saw these over at Cool Mom Picks and I just can’t help myself. I want everything in this shop. Girl stuff, boy stuff… all of it.. http://www.naturalpod.com/shop/
Jiggety jig. Home Again, Home Again, I ate like a pig. No, seriously. I ate my weight in … whatever I could get my hands on and then I had drinks too! Thanks for sticking around and playing while I was gone – I have tons of comments to reply to, an interview to send out …. AND …. I have great bra stories! My bra shopping has a happy.. Read More
18 months ago, I started a diet plan recommended by my brother Forbes (no, I’m not mentioning it by name, they aren’t paying me, and I’ve free whored enough stuff this week). Number one on the list of things to do was clear out the high fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated blah-b’blah from the house. I ended up with a small pile of offenders on the countertop. On the countertop.. Read More
Just before Christmas, when I was in 2nd grade, the music teacher asked two other girls and me to sing a solo to our class. The other two girls were very shy and embarrassed about it. I, on the other hand, belted it out. I knew the song, so I sang it loud ‘n proud ‘n on key. That night, my mom got a phone call from the high school.. Read More
Look, I get it. I get that the whole MILF thing has evolved into some dumb ass “you must be perfect and look as if you’ve never been pregnant or looked at a cookie” mentality. I get that Britney gets called fat just because she doesn’t look like she used to – and that’s wrong. I get that Salma Hayek is taking a ration of shit because she actually looks.. Read More
SAHMmy of SAHMmy Says had this little blog go-around. And I came to it by way of What Works for Us Leave me a comment saying ?¢‚Ǩ?ìInterview me.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions. If you don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t have a valid email address on your blog, please provide one. You will update your blog with a post containing your answers to the questions… Read More