More of Lotus’ WW here. 2 generations. 4 generations. I want him back. How do I do this without him? And just to give you a laugh, if you haven’t read my guest post over at Sunshine’s about some of his quirks, be sure to check it out.
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Lets get this outta the way first. Dawn asked me to come and blog sit, despite the fact that I am a foul mouthed shoe whoring AUSTRALIAN. Yeah, you don’t get much more out there than that. So given the opportunity to flagellate someone else’s blog is well, freaking sweet baby. Will try to keep my potty mouth in check. Oh and introduce myself. Yeah, I always forget that bit… Read More
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Haiku What Do I Do?
(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus) people told me that being a parent would be a very hard job no one ever said it would ever be this hard being the daughter
Why These People Ask Me to Guest Blog is Beyond Me…
Actually, I begged and begged to be a guest blogger. And for some reason, I was told I could, wheee! I blog here if you find this post in the least part entertaining. If you don’t, well, don’t leave me any mean remarks. My feelings are easily hurt. Now for the entertaining part…I contemplated telling you about the week I started dating my husband. But that involves bath rugs, lots.. Read More
I Heard The Crow Call My Name
Well, it didn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t go all ?¢‚Ǩ?ìwitchypoo, witchypoo?¢‚Ǩ¬ù because crows? They don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t talk like that. No, this crow, this crow Came. Just. For. Me. That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s how dramatic it was, with a capital letter full stop each word. Scenario: Bus stop. Two people plus one average, everyday, witchypoo. Minding our own bidness, because that is how to best get along at a bus stop. No asking them what they bought at the.. Read More
Pillow talk, or romance isn’t dead — it’s just very, very sick
Pssst. Is she gone yet? Is the coast clear? Whooohoooo. Party at Dawn’s place, hosted by yours truly, Janet! Usually, I hang out in my own universe … on the Planet of Janet, with the Wonderhubby and my daughter, the Roo-girl (13), and my stepdaughter, J-bear (17). I have three older sons as well, but they don’t live at home and are not germaine to today’s story. Anyway, Dawn gave.. Read More
Tell your Birth Story
Lotus is asking for birth stories, and as that woman loves my BEWBS, I have to give her what she’s asked for. I wrote the longest birth story in the history of birth stories, for you, for today, I’m reposting the last part, or the “good part” if you will. If you want the whole thing, click at the beginning or the birth story tag and have at it. (The.. Read More
Weekly Winners – Great Deals
Week Nineteen of Lotus?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ weekly winners meme. Click the link to see more participants! We bought Alex’s new carseat, and thanks to Jen, we saved 80 bucks on it. Whoo! Forbes and Mrs. Forbes took advantage of it and got theirs on sale too! Thanks Jen! ?Ǭ†But I gotta ask. What is “ass travel for children”? ?Ǭ† Next up, apparently my ass is moving into my boobs and I.. Read More
Showin’ off Prezzies
So, I decided to go all nutty and send love and jewelry to each of the four participants from the last challenge. So to LSM,?Ǭ† tpgoddess, Grandy and Sandy (Momisodes), shoot me an email at dawn at kaiseralex dot com and we’ll talk springy bling 🙂 With travel the next couple of weeks, I’m gonna set Showin’ off on haitus for a weeks. I’ll be back with ideas soon though… Read More
Haiku Crazy
(clickin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ the logo may take you to more haikus) crazy ass week ahead five states, sadly nothing new lots of fam to see there’s dirty house mom dad and the horrible rat but new baby too! at dial ups mercy i will be. while my hubs is paying for boobie (yes, scout has a stag party to plan. i’m helping the dirty old man) my.. Read More
First Words
Alex babbled mama and dadad yesterday. I know it’s just a fluke, but he’s babbling them, and it’s really nice to hear. Even if I do have to sit back and go ,”omgwtf I’M the MOM.” I wonder what his first words will be. I wonder exactly what my first words were. I don’t know for sure because there are two versions to the story. Version 1. We lived over.. Read More
Morning Me Trilogy
I see the cool kids (Redneck Mommy, Mrs. Flinger, OTJ) are doing it and I want in. I think it originated with Sweetney, but I’m not sure, I’m just jumping in. (the fact I love the word “truthiness” also a plus here) I was planning to do this, then got up Saturday morning and realized my hair had morphed into the most awesometastic style ever created by a pillow, and.. Read More